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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If you’re in the White House and don’t wanna get soused:
cocaine.
Just lay some lines right down, snort ’em and come ’round,
cocaine.

House is white, powder’s white, ’round all night:
cocaine.

Whether reds or blues, there’s plenty who use
cocaine.
Now the day has come…recently found some
cocaine.

Questions fly: “Who got high? Who’s the guy?”
Cocaine.

Maybe junior Don, maybe Biden’s spawn…?
No names.
Just found a nose snack…didn’t find no crack
cocaine.

Snort a line, feel just fine. [Tax]payers’ dime.
Cocaine.

Snort a line, feel just fine. [Tax]payers’ dime.
Yo’ pay’n’.


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Phil Alexander - July 08, 2023 - Report this comment
Maybe the US government should do random drug testing of its employees, too..
Arch Vile - July 09, 2023 - Report this comment
A bit too predictable and "on the nose". Great job.

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