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Song Parodies -> "I Put Down Stella Brew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Put Down Stella Brew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I put down Stella brew;
It ain’t so fine.
It ain’t well-hopped—watery too.
I ain’t buyin’
It—ain’t buyin.

You know, I can’t stand it. . .
It’s like, goin’ down,
Bud, and, man, that brand’s shit!
And that crap too, made by Flanders clowns.

I don’t like Stella brew—
It’s not sublime
Or fine.

But some brews
Belgians do
Have a use
Trappist brew—that stuff, Wow!
Is made with care. . .
Flavor potpourri.
I’ll have one now
And say, “Cheers!”

’cause it is swell, that brew:
Fine and sublime.

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Susanna Viljanen - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Stella Artois! That stuff is known here as "Interbud". It is the closest thing to Budmilloors the European brewery industry can offer. There are literally hundreds of interesting Belgian brews, like leffe, trappe and lambic available - why settle to flat, tasteless lager? Anyway, here a 555 liter keg to get inebriated - any less won't do.
Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Continued from previous song)...some are better than others. But even what you would call your...(continued on next song)
Mississippi Ribber - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
And when Inbev bought Anheuser-Busch, they sought to reduce the American work force and sell the famous Budweiser Clydesdales to a dog food maker! ;D
John Barry - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR. . .for your. . .ongoing support. . .of my efforts. . .today and every day. . .much appreciated.
Susanna: Thanks, and Skol!
LadyNorCAL - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . You & your brewski's, Pirate Jack de Barrel . . .

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