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Song Parodies -> "Cell Rings High"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Me Why"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cell Rings High"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Your cell's high when it chimes, dumb guy.
So loud, folks in China can hear.
Your cell's high when it chimes, dumb guy,
I'm gonna pry it from your ear.

Well I gave you the last chance you had--
Asked you to go off somewhere alone.
But you kept on punchin' the keypad,
Now I am gonna destroy your phone.

CHORUS

You are incredibly rude and dumb--
Never once heard you apologize.
Pretty soon your cell phone will become
Many pieces of nano size.

CHORUS

You will get down on your bended knees,
With your tweezers, searching for each piece.
Won't be any ring, 'cause it's through.
I simply couldn't stand it, and I'm a Luddite, too.

CHORUS

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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
amen to THAT, brother...5s
Guy - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you phone this one in? 555-FUNNY.

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