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Song Parodies -> "Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!)"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
It won't spew from me, loo voodoo I need.
Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
But I'm holding my shite.

I got stream from my body--piss did blastaway.
It all dripped fastaway, but the sh*ts plantastay.
There's a bum-is-full feeling--can't wield crapaway.
Smelly seat's all I get for my strife.


Never knew that a fart could go stink thataway,
Nasal sting thatbouquet, sphincter ring flatulate.
A "goodbye' to my dungles wish I hadtasay.
Never pinch one despite all my strife.


I can toot cottage cheese beauts that take hatsaway,
The winds blew thataway, jet stream takes gasaway.
I opened my can; air out the room straightaway.
Were I crappy, I'd feel blessed for life.

Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
No poo stirs from behind.
Ow! Proc, dig in me; log's killin' me. Exhume this doo from me.
Doc will go in and mine.

Got log!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, this is freakin' gross, but I'm familiar with the original Perry Como song, and I can say that this parody is right on the money. Nauseatingly funny, JB.
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD.
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly goofy....i like it
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The riddle of the sphincter: Why do we have all these crappy parodies on the board?
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The beat of this song is appropriately like scat.... 5,5,5

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