I am the_conqueror_of_parodies. And I have fought many a battle.
My first battle was on the 25th of March 2005. It was 'Just Eat It'. Many skirmishes soon followed, including one which all parodists are tempted to fight. I eventually called it 'Torture Number 5'. Another on following was a very difficult battle. Very few have faced it and survived. Of course, I was stupid enough to make it the fifth battle I'd fought. It ended up as 'The Matrix'.
Soon, an imposter appeared. Called himself 'The_conqueror_of_parodies'. Bastard! I attempted to make a truce with him, but no luck. I eventually had to resort to re-fighting his battles. A long time after that, the bastard joined forces with me without asking! Damn him to hell!
At this time, I had gotten into the habit of fighting several battles over the same subject. I had fought 4 about my fellow warrior Jabez (known as The Fire Knight (who likes chicken)), 6 about school, 4 about the toilet, and a couple about my love-life...um, let's move on, shall we?
During all of this, I had gotten tired of repeating my name across the pubs [comments and message boards, okay?]. So I made up an alias to go by to make bragging easier. This alias was known as: bobpiecheese. Unfortunately, it was just as annoying explaining who I was repeatedly. So I fought a battle to get the point across. 'The One Of Us' didn't work, as no-one understood it. So I had to fight another battle, which I simply dubbed 'Bobpiecheese'. Genius, eh?
At the time that 'Bobpiecheese' was fought, I had started to compete in these rather odd competitions. A lot of warriors took on of their battles, and they would compete to see which one was better! Completely insane [these are, obviously, SOTM comps and other random comps]! Annoyingly, I haven't won a single competition yet.
My more recent battles have been quite memorable. 'AmIRight' reminded people of other famous warriors, including the legend, Spaff.com [I had to sneak his name into this bio]. 'Don't Fight Bruce Lee, Angelina' became a part of a collaboration founded by the fighter Stu McArthur. Many warriors fought battles in a similiar way, but different in ways. 'Scurvy' was very unusual: it was an educational battle. 'Transformer Pie' was a battle which some warriors, like the aforementioned Stu, are afraid to fight. I think I did rather well in it.
I hope that this carving has informed future warriors of my glorious and my not-so-glorious battles, and inspire them to fight their own. I encourage them to compete in those silly competitions, and to STAY AWAY from American Pie, for your own sake! At least until you've become a master knight.
[Well, that wasn't bad for a themed bio, wasn't it? Quite a gripping read, if I do say so myself.
Cya in the battles of the future,
the_conqueror_of_parodies
a.k.a. bobpiecheese]
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
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| This One Camp Trip | This One Camp Trip | Blink 182 | 2008-04-05 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
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| Stayin' in Costa Rica | Livin' La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 160 | |
| Torture Number 5 | Mambo Number 5 | Lou Bega | 2.9 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 550 | |
| Alive (for the very last time) | Alive | P.O.D. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| The Matrix | My Band | D12 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 238 | |
| Endangered | Celebrity | N*Sync | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 151 | |
| Tum (calls out burgers) | Reign | Ja Rulle | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 147 | |
| Bog Off | Shut Up | Black Eyed Peas | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 278 | |
| I Want Pineapples | I Want Candy | Aaron Carter | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 175 | |
| (I'm) Delirious | Get Serious | Five | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 185 | |
| Gamecube is so Shoddy | Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 160 | |
| Out Da Club | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 163 | |
| Middle School Idiot | American Idiot | Green Day | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 165 | |
| Hallway Of Failed Exam Sheets | Boulevard Of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 3.6 | 2.8 | 3.2 | 156 | |
| Blown Up | Caught Up | Usher | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 171 | |
| Just Eat It | Just Lose It | Eminem | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 663 | |
| Let Me Kill You | Let Me Love You | Mario | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 208 | |
| My Depressions Part 2 | My Confessions Part 2 | Usher | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 197 | |
| This is my Xbox | This is How We Do | Game feat. 50 Cent | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 186 | |
| Business | Business | Eminem | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 140 | |
| Poo Yourself | Lose Yourself | Eminem | 3.7 | 4.1 | 3.8 | 172 | |
| I Hate Everything About School | I Hate Everything About You | Three Days Grace | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 190 | |
| The Gun Song | Polka Your Eyes Out | Weird Al Yankovic | 3.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 149 | |
| Pay The Bills No More | Lonely No More | Rob Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| I Want A New Frog | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis And The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Tongue | Numb | Linkin Park | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 141 | |
| Red Dwarf | New York | Ja Rule feat. Fat Joe and Jadakiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Bud, I Got To (Go) | He Don't Love You | Human Nature | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 150 | |
| I Believe I Can Poo | I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 683 | |
| Miss South Australia | Miss California | Dante Thomas | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 199 | |
| Dog | Big | Planet Shakers | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 152 | |
| Needs Fat | Lean Back | Terror Squad | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 158 | |
| The One Of Us | The Two Of Us | N*Sync | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 163 | |
| Leg's Sore | Encore | Jay-Z | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Tongue/Leg's Sore | Numb/Encore | Jay-Z/Linkin Park | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 189 | |
| Transformers: Cybertron | Your Horoscope For Today | Weird Al Yankovic | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 1087 | |
| Smells Like A Jabez | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 144 | |
| Bobpiecheese | Incomplete | Backstreet Boys | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 168 | |
| Hitler! | Hey Ya! | Outkast | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 2011 | |
| All These Things On My Bun | All These Things That I've Done | The Killers | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 226 | |
| My Yummy Sandwich | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 158 | |
| Homestar | Rock Star | Bizarre | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 191 | |
| Hurt Strong Sad | Hurts So Bad | Anthony Callea | 2.0 | 5.0 | 2.0 | 143 | |
| Writing This Par'dy | Breaking The Habit | Linkin Park | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Jesus' 'I Am' Phrases | Faint | Linkin Park | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 986 | |
| (Homestar, you're) Crap | Bad | Michael Jackson | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 157 | |
| Insert Coin(s) to Continue | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| A'Blazing | Amazing | George Michael | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 159 | |
| AmIRight | Encore | Eminem | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 199 | |
| He's A Failure | She's A Rebel | Green Day | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Don't Fight Bruce Lee, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Madonna | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 194 | |
| Scurvy | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 239 | |
| Transformer Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.9 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Big As Leyna's | All For Leyna | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 205 | |
| Oh, Russell Crowe | Boulevard Of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 263 | |
| SBEMAIL! | Holiday | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| The 'Nintendo-Wii-Sounds-Stupid' Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 1039 | |
| Damn! I've Nothing To Do | Oops!...I Dit It Again | Britney Spears | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 391 | |
| Someone, Could You Spare A Dime? | Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| That's Not Weird Al! | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 889 | |
| Slacker's Paradise | Gangsta's Paradise | Coolio | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 235 | |
| Shaddup, And Wait For Your Turn! | Sit Down, You're Rocking The Boat! | Guys And Dolls | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 222 | |
| Good Riddance (Test In My Life) | Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 289 | |
| Wake Me Up When Bethesda Ends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Jew Strife | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 193 | |
| The Matrix 2: The First Movie | Dragostea Din Tei | O-Zone | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 443 | |
| Rick! | Help! | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Big Brother | Hero | Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| To Love Her's Barmy | Oliver's Army | Elvis Costello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| My 'Needs' Are Really Dire | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 394 | |
| They [Aliens] Don't Exist | Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 564 | |
| One More OS (Left To Do) | One Step Closer | Linkin Park | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 192 | |
| Packin' | Jammin' | Bob Marley | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 224 | |
| Should Retire | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 264 | |
| That Wreck Called The Volkswagen Beetle | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 335 | |
| Tribute To SOL | The Tide Is High | Atomic Kitten | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| I Don't Know This | U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| Under A 'C' | Under The Sea | Disney's The Little Mermaid | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Animals Are Making Lots Of Noise | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 207 | |
| Hey Bartender! I need another drink! | With Cat-Like Tread (Upon Our Prey We Steal) | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 621 | |
| No Good Bastards Inc. | Feel Good Inc. | Gorillaz | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 442 | |
| BrokenBack | SexyBack | Justin Timberlake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| NewYearsian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 193 | |
| IMVU | Y.M.C.A. | Village People | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 234 | |
| Welcome To The TV Guide | Welcome To The Black Parade | My Chemical Romance | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 401 | |
| Pee-Ammo Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 329 | |
| This One Camp Trip | All The Small Things | Blink 182 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 188 | |
| Aussie | Closer | Nine Inch Nails | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 283 | |
| Prince | Stand | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Decepticon Idiot 01: Decepticon Idiot | American Idiot | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 187 | |
| Billiards | Thriller | Michael Jackson | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 539 | |
| Curious George | Fever Of Love | Sweet | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 370 | |
| Black And Blue Eyes | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 203 | |
| Decepticon Idiot 02: Megatron Of Cybertron | Jesus Of Suburbia | Green Day | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 197 | |
| Really Bad Drivers | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 217 | |
| Terrible Lie | Beautiful Life | Ace Of Base | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 315 | |
| Be Sure To Forward | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 185 | |
| Decepticon Idiot 03: Overtake | Holiday | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| I Hate Mondays | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 3262 | |
| Mr. Sandler | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 196 | |
| Smells Like...You Don't Wanna Know | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 491 | |
| Don't Say 'Are We There Yet?' | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 221 | |
| Eyes Upon The Clock | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley And His Comets | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| No Time | Snowblind | Styx | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| I've Been Everything | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 492 | |
| Eat Pork! Eat Pork! | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Flyin' Qantas | Locomotive | Guns N' Roses | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 806 | |
| Clogged-Up Bottle | Longneck Bottle | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Sleepin' With His Sister Jan | Tweeter And The Monkey Man | Traveling Wilburys | 5.0 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 261 | |
| Wholemeal Bun | Good Clean Fun | The Allman Brothers Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Get Off The Phone! | Answer The Phone | Sugar Ray | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 402 | |
| Operation: WoW | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 476 | |
| You're Taking Forever | Going Under | Evanescence | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Electric Avenue (Thanks For Nothing, JACK!) | Electric Avenue | Eddy Grant | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 325 | |
| Phut! | Smut | Skyhooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Instant-Food | In The Mood | Glenn Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Behind Closed Eyes | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 310 | |
| Sequel Love | Summer Love | Justin Timberlake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Asterix | Privilege | Incubus | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 383 | |
| I Broke It During Half-Time | Heard It On The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 259 | |
| Ninja | Rooster | Alice In Chains | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 495 | |
| TransFan Mayhem! | This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race | Fall Out Boy | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 314 | |
| He's Causin' Car Wrecks | Let's Talk About Sex | Salt N Pepa | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 263 | |
| These Bad Presents That I Get | The Impression That I Get | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Underneath The Bed | Livin' On The Edge | Aerosmith | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 347 | |
| All The Mobile People | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Jestin' | Question | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Style's A Mess | Heart's A Mess | Gotye | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 210 | |
| Risky In My Car | Whiskey In The Jar | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| I'm Blue?! (What The Hell?) | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | Eiffel 65 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 1240 | |
| Along Comes Stupid | Along Comes Mary | Bloodhound Gang | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Party All Night | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 548 | |
| Not That Fly For A Sports Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | Offspring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 363 | |
| Chemistry | Honesty | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 359 | |
| Price-Drop Sunday | Manic Monday | The Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Take-Out! | Sell Out | Reel Big Fish | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 312 | |
| Tipsy | Gypsy | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| The Perils Of Cheating | Shaddup You Face | Joe Dolce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Everyone's a Little Bit Fanboy | Everyone's a Little Bit Racist | Avenue Q | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 307 | |
| Got Sniped | Get Right | Jennifer Lopez | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| This Place Ain't Great, Its A First-Class Sh!thole | This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race | Fall Out Boy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Kiss My Rear End! | In The End | Linkin Park | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 687 | |
| Stagger Through the Dark | Dagger Through the Heart | Dolly Parton | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Insane Asylum | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 385 | |
| My Name Is...Mr. E (Your New Teacher) | My Name Is | Eminem | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 487 | |
| You Know I'm Busting To Pee! | You Know The Trouble With Me | Barry White | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 334 | |
| Where'd The Remote Go?! | Is This Love | Whitesnake | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| The Maths Test | The Reflex | Duran Duran | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 320 | |
| Dumplings Shouldn't Bounce! | Almost Doesn't Count | Brandy | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 208 | |
| Slobbin' It Old School | Rock 'n' Roll High School | The Ramones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Have It Your Way | Have A Nice Day | Bon Jovi | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 253 | |
| Frozen | Frozen | Madonna | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Loch Star | Rock Star | Nickelback | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 553 | |
| Urinate | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 208 | |
| Competition (Rivals Forever) | Graduation (Friends Forever) | Vitamin C | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 266 | |
| The Teach' Has No Heart | Don't Phunk With My Heart | Black Eyed Peas | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 228 | |
| Rob: The Most Wanted Man In The World | Bob | Weird Al Yankovic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Hey Nathan, Could You Move Over? | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| Got All Dressed Up For Nothin' | Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' | Michael Jackson | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 209 | |
| Game Boy | Cowboy | Kid Rock | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Bored-Ass Man | Candyman | Christina Aguilera | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 205 | |
| Things Done While High | The Tide Is High | Blondie | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 173 | |
| Messy Bedroom | Buddy Holly | Weezer | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 237 | |
| Nerd's Mating Call | Wonderwall | Oasis | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 267 | |
| How Far? | We Are | Vertical Horizon | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 126 | |
| Stuck Here Without Food | With Or Without You | U2 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 265 | |
| Attacked By Mandrills | Pieces of April | Three Dog Night | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| Popsicle Man | Miracle Man | Ozzy Osbourne | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 200 | |
| Oz-Lotto Song | Immigrant Song | Led Zeppelin | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Why'd I Lose My Lunch? | Why Can't This Be Love? | Van Halen | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 151 | |
| Vampires | Blackbird | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| You've Been Teabagged | 48 Crash | Suzi Quatro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| I Got Caught Speedin' | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Socks - PU! | Rock With U | Janet Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| I Like Loud Sounds | Love Lockdown | Kanye West | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 205 | |
| Goin' Through The Cells | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Man, I Really Hate Dogs | Mysterious Ways | U2 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 194 | |
| Master of Sucking | Master of Puppets | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Action (What A Silly Idea) | Action | Sweet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Weird Times, Strange Times | Good Times, Bad Times, | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| Birds And Bees | Wannabe | Spice Girls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| A Model To Be | Your Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 134 | |
| There's Nothing On TV | The Number Of The Beast | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Rats Galore | Africa | Toto | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| Your Boring Slideshow | A Touch Of Evil | Judas Priest | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 149 | |
| Deep | Creep | TLC | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| Stuck In This Line | Sweet Child O' Mine | Guns N' Roses | 4.8 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Shopping Is Spastic | Intergalactic | Beastie Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Sandwich Lover's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Smother Me | Cover Me | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Boy, What A Moron | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.2 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 125 | |
| Billy Don't Be An Emo | Billy Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Delicious Brains | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 80 | |
| He Is A Real Bogan | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Broken | Broken | Lifehouse | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 62 | |
| Bloody Sick Of Twilight | Cleanin' Out My Closet | Eminem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Room's A Mess | Heart's A Mess | Gotye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Memetic Mutation | Mambo No. 5 | Lou Bega | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 96 | |
| I Wanna Be Somewhere Warmer | I Wanna Be A Producer | The Producers (2005) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| I Never Cheated | Just What I Needed | The Cars | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Don't Quote | Me Love | Sean Kingston | No Votes | 37 | |||
| Busted Item Pile | Drunken Lullabies | Flogging Molly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 23 | |
| Don't Care 'Bout What's Happ'nin' | Live Like You Were Dying | Tim McGraw | No Votes | 3 | |||
