Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh

Well, it see-eems you've dragged my tetchy a-ass to cou-ourt
I won't plea-ead "guilty" cause you're a-a pri-ick, the worst sort
Suin' me-e, I won't let you de-ecei-eive me anymore
Cause this ree-ee-ee-eel of my charges? Nothin' less than absurd
Well, I'm gonna dispute o-one at a ti-ime you-our gigantic pile o-of lies

Because these 99 fines are just absolute shi-ite
I ran through a red light? Twas green that was shi-inin'
I'm not colour-blind, I read all the road signs
So this "ignored stop sign" crap should be un-ci-ite-ed

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh

"Didn't pa-ay for that chicke-en sandwich"? But I did
"Didn't trai-ai-ai-ain all my employees"? Tha-at's bullshit
If I did, I'd prove it
But the main problem with that one: I-I'm no manager, no lie

Go through those 99 fines, I'll prove they're total shi-ite
Don't care if you say I've a fool for a cli-ient
Never owned a bike, so number 6 is tri-ipe
Yeah, that "no helmet" shite is proof that you're ly-yin'

Well, these things are all so trivial
Well, these things are not that pivotal
Not like I'm a-a huge criminal now, whoa-oh
Five grand for whole doughnut swallowin'?
And ten grand for ba-ad mood wallowin'?
This sounds made up, seems you're falterin', oh-oh-oh-oh

Screw all these 99 fines, ain't gonna pay a di-ime
Even if we had dimes, the point is you're ly-yin'
You're on my bad side, dragged me here at half-ni-ine
And then fling all these lie-ies, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
By all these 99 fines, you do this ev'ry ti-ime
I even blink an eye, gettin' rather ti-i-ired
Must we waste the time of yours, the court's and mi-ine?
Judge, bang that gavel twice and get this twat fi-i-i-ired

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh