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Song Parodies -> "99 Fines"

Original Song Title:

"99 Times"

Original Performer:

Kate Voegele

Parody Song Title:

"99 Fines"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A man is in court for a large amount of fines. Does he deserve them?
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh

Well, it see-eems you've dragged my tetchy a-ass to cou-ourt
I won't plea-ead "guilty" cause you're a-a pri-ick, the worst sort
Suin' me-e, I won't let you de-ecei-eive me anymore
Cause this ree-ee-ee-eel of my charges? Nothin' less than absurd
Well, I'm gonna dispute o-one at a ti-ime you-our gigantic pile o-of lies

Because these 99 fines are just absolute shi-ite
I ran through a red light? Twas green that was shi-inin'
I'm not colour-blind, I read all the road signs
So this "ignored stop sign" crap should be un-ci-ite-ed

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh

"Didn't pa-ay for that chicke-en sandwich"? But I did
"Didn't trai-ai-ai-ain all my employees"? Tha-at's bullshit
If I did, I'd prove it
But the main problem with that one: I-I'm no manager, no lie

Go through those 99 fines, I'll prove they're total shi-ite
Don't care if you say I've a fool for a cli-ient
Never owned a bike, so number 6 is tri-ipe
Yeah, that "no helmet" shite is proof that you're ly-yin'

Well, these things are all so trivial
Well, these things are not that pivotal
Not like I'm a-a huge criminal now, whoa-oh
Five grand for whole doughnut swallowin'?
And ten grand for ba-ad mood wallowin'?
This sounds made up, seems you're falterin', oh-oh-oh-oh

Screw all these 99 fines, ain't gonna pay a di-ime
Even if we had dimes, the point is you're ly-yin'
You're on my bad side, dragged me here at half-ni-ine
And then fling all these lie-ies, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
By all these 99 fines, you do this ev'ry ti-ime
I even blink an eye, gettin' rather ti-i-ired
Must we waste the time of yours, the court's and mi-ine?
Judge, bang that gavel twice and get this twat fi-i-i-ired

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-oh-ooh

Okay, technically Australia has dimes, we just don't call 'em dimes. They're just "ten cents", just as nickels are "five cents", half dollars are "fifty cents", pennies are "no longer in use" and quarters are "non-existent, we do have a twenty cent coin, though". penny (1¢) nickel (5¢) dime (10¢) quarter (25¢) half dollar (50¢) dollar ($1)

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