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Song Parodies -> "Gooey Man"

Original Song Title:

"Gucci Gang"

Original Performer:

Lil Pump

Parody Song Title:

"Gooey Man"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Fear the man who is made of goo! When he gets here! Eventually!
Yuh, ooh, brr, brr
Gooey man, ooh (that's a mess there, oh geez)
Yuh, lil' yuck, yuh
Gooey man, ooh (ooh, sti-sticky, icky freak)
Yuh, brr

Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Does this slime man still have brains (yuh)?
Can't see any contained, ooh (ooh)
Translucent skin, gotta be a pain (brr, yuh)
All are free to see just what you ate (ooh)
Kinda gross, not a fun state (brr)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
How's he not leavin' huge stains (huh)?
Makes no sense, his whole frame, ooh (brr)
Is an oil slick with a greener shade, yuh (yuh, yuh)
But no tracks are left, no sluggy trail, ooh (nope)
Sure, it's clean, still hurts my brain, ayy (brr)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)

Can't determine his intent, ooh (can't do)
His features aren't real evident, yuh (brr)
Real jelly baby style head, yeah (huh?)
Mixed with a little undead, ooh (huh?)
Watch him makes steps so goopily (nope)
You describe that odd way he's movin', geez (yuh)
Without such nonsense words easily (huh?)
It can't be tried, not so breezily (not it)
What's with his smell? Not exactly fresh (isn't fresh)
But not somethin' you'd drench in some Axe stench (yuh)
It's so hard to explain, least it isn't mint (brr)
My lil' bugbear, hate that scent (yuh)
Hope he's fond of green, I'd be pissed (bothered)
Lil' nuts if I had flesh (yuh)
That was of a shade I detested (brr)
Gone a lil' bit off the point, reset (what?)

Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Was this man one of our mates (huh)?
Or did it spring fresh-made, ooh (yuh)
From a container that radiates (brr)?
Groans and moans are all the sounds he makes (huh?)
Stumblin' on down our way (yuh)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man, gooey man
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)
I can't stab him, won't work great (huh?)
Bullets fail the same way, ooh (brr)
Hopin' to trick him to move this way, yuh (yuh)
Level below us, I've put a crate, ooh (so)
Under this open-air grate, ayy (huh?)
Gooey man, gooey man, gooey man (gooey man)

Lil' yuck, yuh, lil' yuck, ooh

Brains or no brains, my money's still on the gooey man making a better song than Lil Pump. Barely over two minutes long and less substance than a puff of air.

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