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Original Song Title:

"Take Me to Church"

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Parody Song Title:

"Internet Search"

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The Lyrics

Part of my "Do What You Wanna Do" self-challenge. The United State of Pop is upon once again, which means I get to parody a whole bunch of songs cause I got nothin' better to do! Huzzah! First up, we got a guy who's vaguely computer-savvy, which means everyone he knows constantly ask him to Google stuff for him. I know that feel. Enjoy!
Some find it amusin'
Instead, I find it confusin'
Cause I'm the guy good at compu-utin'
It's not a skill I'm refutin'
But all folks ask me for each week
Is to sea-earch online "Please
"Can you Google somethin' for me-e?
What's the grou-oup name for shee-eep?"
Just takes one click, why can't they do it?
It's not hard to lea-earn Google-fu
I'm sick of Googlin' stuff for you
You know you can search for phrases, du-ude
Quotation marks serve that u-use
"Can you find this?" I'm sick o-of it
It's my personal hell
A-a-a-a-again, sea-ea-ea-earch se-ent, su-u-u-ucce-ess

Internet search
Cause you can't find a blog you stumbled upon, why
Why's it always me who has to find crap online?
Isn't hard, just takes a sec
And voila, here's your dumb kitten site
Internet search
I e-mailed you my tips for findin' crap online
Did you just forget, or delete the whole thing, why?
Get it through your stupid head
So piss off, find your own stupid sites

I know I'm really fast when I type
Go-ot a big vocab, fine
Searchin' won't waste too much time
Why does it have to be-e mine?
Don't just ask me, do it yourself, please
If I hear that phone ring once more
I'll eat it for my main course
Not to say you're ungratefu-ul
Last time, you got me some bagels
They were tasty, I'm still angry
This is needless wo-ork

Internet search
It's not like there's a shortage of search engine sites
Yahoo, Google, Bing and more that are specialised
Find a list and choose from them
And voila, you can search for your site
Internet search
And that's not gettin' into the fact that most sites
Have their own search bar, so you can search for your shite
Sick of all your damn requests
So rack off, you can find your own site

I'll send you-ou the link, findin' that blog wa-a-as a cinch
But first you'll find a-a-a six-thousand wo-o-ord speech to desist
The link's at the end of the "lea-earn to-o Google" speech
The big font should ma-ake the wo-ords stick with you, I besee-eech
Oh-oh, oh
Plea-ea-ease, friend, do-o-on't se-e-e-e-e-end re-e-e-eque-e-e-e-ests

Internet search
I've got my fingers crossed that you'll read ev'ry line
Don't expect you to, but damn, it sure would be nice
To not have endless requests
To look up that one Zelda fansite
Internet search
Hope I won't have to block you from my e-mail, right
You send other things than "can you find for me" shite
New e-mail, it's more requests
Oh, piss off, I'm so sick of this shite

Honestly, I'm kinda surprised the first Irish musician in the USOP isn't Ed Sheeran. I guess we'll see how well Thinking Out Loud does next year (though I'd be happy if Don't somehow surges back to the top 10, much prefer that song). Also, Google-fu is totally a thing.

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Annie - May 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Great parody! And it's not an easy song to parody at all. All 5s for you!

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