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Song Parodies -> "Don't Give Me Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Get Me Wrong"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Pretenders

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Give Me Thongs"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A good tip for friendships: don't get them presents that they've repeatedly told you they want. That's just being rude.
Don't give me thongs
Clothing's the worst kind of present
Feeling's amplified
By this specific type
Don't give me thongs
I don't wanna deal with awful tan lines
People will know I've been on sand dunes
Should be my choice to share my life
Don't give me thongs

Don't give me thongs
They stick to me like cling plastic
To peel them's not quite a dire hurt
But I hate it each time
Don't give me thongs
How can you not understand it?
I really have to wonder
Why you have this big smile

Telling you why I get so peeved
You give me these articles each damn time that we meet
Not what I asked for, 'cause people will stare
So just refrain from whatever game that you must be playing there

Don't give me thongs
They're just not my type of fashion
Nobody wants to borrow
Because they get such stains
Don't give me thongs
Each time I get a pair, yell "Damn it!"
Wish they weren't so receivable
I've got shoes, quite enough
Don't want flip-flopping sandals
Don't give me thongs

Gotcha! Wasn't talkin' 'bout the butt-type thongs! This was all about the foot-type thongs! And yet I still have the Thong Song stuck in my head. Oh, well.

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