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Song Parodies -> "Turn the Meat Around"

Original Song Title:

"Turn the Beat Around"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Estefan

Parody Song Title:

"Turn the Meat Around"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A customer gets impatient waiting for his mouth-watering steaks.
Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up right now, now, now, now
Serve it up, serve it up, serve it up right now, now, now, now
Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up right now, now, now, now
Serve it up, serve it up, serve it up right now, now, now, now

Turn the meat a-around
I want to eat somethin'
Burn it up ri-ight now
Cause my stomach's rumblin'
You can hear it

I long for somethin' tasty
Not vegetables or anythin' in flaky pastry
I just want a slab of meat, wait, retractin'
That thought, only many slabs will give satisfaction (action)
Woah-ooh yeah

Turn the meat a-around (turn it arou-ou-ou-ou-ound, yeah)
Cook it to perfection (my, my, my, my, my-y-y)
Burn it up ri-ight now (burn it up, burn it up, burn it up right now)
Bring it to my section (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Want to eat it (gotta eat it)
Turn the meat a-around (round and round and round, round, round, round)
Both sides need a grillin' (both need heat or it ain't complete, yeah-eah)
Burn it up ri-ight now (hey, yeah-eah-eah)
My stomach needs fillin' (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
You can hear it

Dude, where the hell's my food? Cause
I'm gettin' close to chewin' my le-eg o-o-off
You're full up on orders now? I doubt it
This restaurant is empty, take a look 'round it, woah-ooh-woah
Can smell my cookin' steaks, don't delay 'em
If I never get to eat 'em, might attack-tack-tack
Wouldn't like me when I'm hungry, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
You better get back to heatin' that meat
Those mounds of meat, thinkin' 'bout 'em starts my droolin'
I'll clean that, that, that, that, that, that so you won't
He-ey-ee-yeah, yeah

Turn the meat a-around (turn it around and round and round)
The wait, I'm detestin' (oh-oh-ooh, yeah-eah-ee-yeah)
Burn it up ri-ight now (hey, yeah-eah-eah)
Want to be digestin' (my, my, my, my-y, my-y)
Let me eat it (yeah)
Want to eat it (woo)
Now, you eejit (whoo-ooh-oh)
Let me eat it (he-ey-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up right now, now, now, now
Serve it up, serve it up, serve it up right now, now, now, now
Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up right now, now, now, now
Serve it up, serve it up, serve it up right now, now, now, now
Ooh-yeah

Turn the meat a-around (turn the meat a-around)
Been here too long waitin' (turn the meat a-around a-and rou-ound)
Burn it up ri-ight now (he-ey-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah-eah-eah)
Appetite needs satin' (m-my-my-m-my, my, my-y)

M-my-my, m-my-my, m-my-my-m-my, my, my-y
Yes, uh, yes, uh
M-my-my, m-my-my, m-my-my-m-my, my, my-y
Yes, uh, yes, uh

Turn the meat a-around (hey-ee-yeah-eah)
What's with your delayin' (need the meat inside me, tout suite, yeah-eah)?
Burn it up ri-ight now (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Move or I'm not stayin'
Turn the meat a-around (turn the meat arou-ou-ound)
Too long since I ordered (yeah)
Burn it up ri-ight now (burn it up ri-ight now)
Might just tip a quarter (25 cents)

I'm well aware that the title sounds incredibly dirty. I've yet to decide whether it was intentional.

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