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Song Parodies -> "Which Asshole's Phone?"

Original Song Title:

"Bananaphone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Raffi

Parody Song Title:

"Which Asshole's Phone?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever have a phone go off in public and no-one answers it for way too frigging long? This dude has...
Dililililililililing!
Dou-d-dou-d-douche
Dou-d-dou-d-douche

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, which asshole's phone?
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, which asshole's phone?
So irritating, cause it's failing
To obtain the attention of its' twit
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, which asshole's phone?
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, dumb asshole's phone
I wanna punch it, with a brick, crunch it
Such a pest, rings, no rest, shame it's a popular song I like, love's falling, jerk
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, which asshole's phone?
Dou-dou-d-dou-d-douche
Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping, prat asshole's phone
That phone's so lonely, screams out "Who owns me?"
Which prick in here won't answer their phone?

Happens all the frigging time, a call's been left to die
I'd bet a ruder kind of me would pick up and scream "DIE!!!"
Could be their mother, could be their dad, could be the White House, still a fact
That ev'rybody loathes the jerk who just lets their bloody phone ring, ring, ring, ring

Please
Kill that thing
Woo-hoo!

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, which asshole's phone?
Dou-dou-d-dou-d-douche
Bing bang, bing bang, bing bang, bing, but wait, that phone
That can't be mine, it just looks like my phone
Same colour, same stickers, the same model phone
Same sounding phone, I just lost my phone too, oh, yeah
That prick is here, I'll answer my phone
Which asshole's phone? Ring, ring, ring
It's my phone, anger's real
Which asshole's phone? Ring, ring, ring
Aim was just off, my phone, that's the truth
Which asshole's phone? Ring, ring, ring
Guess that makes me the asshole
Which asshole's phone? Ring, ring, ring
Dou-d-dou-d-dou-dou-douche

Luckily, I won't have to deal with this kind of embarrassment because I'm always listening to music on my phone, so all that anyone might hear of my ringtone is maybe ten seconds between me unplugging my earphones and actually accepting the call.

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