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Song Parodies -> "They're, Like, Not Bright"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight, Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Smashing Pumpkins

Parody Song Title:

"They're, Like, Not Bright"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Just me venting at stupid teenage valley girls
Like, they're always at the mall
Wearing tiny skirts and heels
Is this what passes for our youth?
There's too much makeup on their face
They think it looks real sex-ay
It doesn't, they look like schlemiels

They tease, belittle you, they're mean and lean
Them valley girls they damn near rule this world
With all their glitz and plastic tits
They're, like, not bright,
They like Twilight
That's right, not bright

Drive me up the wall, fer sure
Always talkin', day and night
Man, that accent cuts me like a knife
Always making that duck face, an why must their nails be fake?
They kinda look like sluts

They tease, at Edward, scream, they're mean, so mean
Always shut down dudes, they want douchebags now
Always spread gossip at Hot Topic tonight
All night
They like bad guys
That's right, not bright

It's kinda like Mean Girls has come to life (Not bright)
"So I said, like, to her, whatever, right?" (Not bright)
They'll find a way to stomp your heart tonight (Not bright)
Think they're the centre of the world, they ain't right (Not bright)
They're impossible to stop at all, that's right (Not bright)
They're in posses, their little bitch-fit crews
Ain't bright
They're, like, not bright
Not bright
Not bright...
"posses" = plural of posse (poss-ee) Explanation for the stupid "duck face" bullcrap

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Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Like, this is so totally true.
Matthias - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Like OMG, No Way! I loved the duck face reference. This is a perfect parody for all those teenaged mall sluts out there!
Agrimorfee - June 03, 2012 - Report this comment
A very good sketching of what I guess must be a global plight...I would never guess this was written by an Aussie!
Below Average Dave - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow, you did so much with so little TCOP. . .and bonus points for correctly placing the word "schlemiels" in a parody. . .and like Matthias, the duck face reference was great. . .echo Agri as well TCOP, impressive word
Rex - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
And the really scary thing is that they start this phase younger and younger. I just know that sometime soon I'm going to hear a five year old saying "like totally, fer sher". (Although at that age you could forgive them)
Blaydeman - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) OMGFGPTCOP! Translation: Oh my gosh! Frikin' great parody TCOP!

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