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Song Parodies -> "That's Not Salmon"

Original Song Title:

"No Man's Woman"

Original Performer:

Sinéad O'Connor

Parody Song Title:

"That's Not Salmon"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some people (unlike me) can tell the difference between fish by taste. Some of those people are not happy about it at aaaaaaall.
What's this before me? That's not salmon
I came in here to eat and not vomit
So you have to tell me just what I've got
That's not salmon
That mess, I won't eat, that's not salmon
This wouldn't work for breakfast or lunch
Or even as a scrap for my old dog
That's not salmon
That's not salmon

Tell me: what type of fish
Have you slapped on this dish
Which the menu then pretends
Is salmon? I hate you
So I will berate you
Until you up and explain

I really need to know what fish brand this is
Is it carp or whiting? Is this tuna bits?
I wouldn't feed a cat whatever it is
Because no matter what kind of fish you've slapped
Onto this dirty plate, it still looks like crap
Won't be forgiven for this heinous crime

This cannot be the one fish
That I ordered, it's shit
Just one big mess on my plate
The smell isn't right, dude
It just looks like rice, dude
How the hell could you do this?

What's this in front of me? That's not salmon
I asked you to send me some fresh salmon
Don't give me that "that's the next booth's dish" bunk
That's not salmon
That's not salmon
That's not salmon

I honestly can't remember if I've ever had salmon. I know I've had a whole lot of tuna and whiting (I think), but I'm not sure on the waterfall-leaper.

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