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Song Parodies -> "Bug You with a Crud Song"
Original Song Title:
"Love You like a Love Song"
Original Performer:
Selena Gomez & the Scene
Parody Song Title:
"Bug You with a Crud Song"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. Some people try to avoid terrible songs. Some people relish in them as they provide material for their review shows. Other people? They like to...inflict them...
Ev'ry lyric's dumb
Nothin' u-unique about the way that it's su-ung
Except fo-or the way it makes your brain numb
And you wish that it's a short one, it's no-ot
It's the worst of 'e-em
It's unbearable
Like a me-eme that won't die, so terribl-le
But I won't quit playin' it, know it's shit
You pissed me-e o-off agai-ain
It's my ve-engeance, you kno-ow, bu-uddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, bu-uddy
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh)
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
Constantly
It will pla-ay through your mind like a symphony-y
That's been dro-owned, cursed by Satan and plagued with bees
Raucous melody and it's true-ue
It topped a-all the charts I-I know, du-ude
Bad as can be-e
The guest rap verse goes on generic'lly
Never says a swear, but it's there, so not fair
I-It's ha-ard to era-ase from your lo-obes, bu-uddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, bu-uddy
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a cru-ud so-ong, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a du-umb song, bu-uddy-y (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a (I'll bu-ug you) crud song, bu-uddy (I'll bu-ug you) (oh-oh-oh)
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (with a du-umb song)
Why do I dare
To make you groan with this bad song? You shou-ould know
You pain in the arse, ate my la-ast tart (b-b-buddy)
And so this crap so-ong goes o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy (I'll bu-ug you)
I, I'll bug you with a (I'll bu-ug you) crud song, bu-uddy (with a du-umb so-ong)
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (with a cru-u-u-ud so-ong) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a cru-ud so-ong, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a du-umb so-ong, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a (I'll bu-ug you) crud song, bu-uddy (I'll bu-ug you) (oh-oh-oh)
With a du-umb song
Nothin' u-unique about the way that it's su-ung
Except fo-or the way it makes your brain numb
And you wish that it's a short one, it's no-ot
It's the worst of 'e-em
It's unbearable
Like a me-eme that won't die, so terribl-le
But I won't quit playin' it, know it's shit
You pissed me-e o-off agai-ain
It's my ve-engeance, you kno-ow, bu-uddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, bu-uddy
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh)
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
Constantly
It will pla-ay through your mind like a symphony-y
That's been dro-owned, cursed by Satan and plagued with bees
Raucous melody and it's true-ue
It topped a-all the charts I-I know, du-ude
Bad as can be-e
The guest rap verse goes on generic'lly
Never says a swear, but it's there, so not fair
I-It's ha-ard to era-ase from your lo-obes, bu-uddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, bu-uddy
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a cru-ud so-ong, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a du-umb song, bu-uddy-y (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a (I'll bu-ug you) crud song, bu-uddy (I'll bu-ug you) (oh-oh-oh)
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (with a du-umb song)
Why do I dare
To make you groan with this bad song? You shou-ould know
You pain in the arse, ate my la-ast tart (b-b-buddy)
And so this crap so-ong goes o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on
I, I'll bug you with a crud song, buddy
I, I'll bug you with a dumb song, buddy (I'll bu-ug you)
I, I'll bug you with a (I'll bu-ug you) crud song, bu-uddy (with a du-umb so-ong)
And I'll keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (with a cru-u-u-ud so-ong) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a cru-ud so-ong, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a du-umb so-ong, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I, I'll bug you with a (I'll bu-ug you) crud song, bu-uddy (I'll bu-ug you) (oh-oh-oh)
With a du-umb song
No, the "crud song" isn't the song I'm parodying. It doesn't have a generic rap verse. And no, that doesn't mean it's "Good for You" either. That one's just boring.
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