Can tell I've got a busted sink pipe, the smell lingers for miles
Do I have the right tools on me? 'Cause that would really be nice
But the Law of Murph' says hopes will get shot down
With hammers, I'm all set, but my wrench cannot be found
So I'm pissed

I wish that I could have in my toolkit
All of the good things I need to fix shit
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
A full toolkit

I swear it happens all the damn time, dwindles my potential use
Yeah, I could be the tool guy if I had what I needed, true
It's such a damn farce that what's contained's not consistent
How can that change? I keep tabs real persistent
It's bullshit

I wish that I could have in my toolkit
The horde of good things I swear came with it
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
A full toolkit
I wish that I could have in my toolkit
Screwdrivers, hooked things, all of that good shit
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
A full toolkit

Where is it?

I wish that I could have in my toolkit
All of the good things, which bastard pinched it?
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
A full toolkit
I wish that I could have in my toolkit
Pliers, more hooked things, hope I've not ditched it
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
A full toolkit
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
Without the good things, the whole thing's useless
I wish that I could have a full toolkit
A full toolkit