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Song Parodies -> "Want a New Price"

Original Song Title:

"One of These Nights"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Want a New Price"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Remember that customer is not always right, especially on issues of pricing.
Want a new price?
Want a more bargain-bin price?
I'm sorry, I'm not paid to haggle
You won't save a dime
I have a real problem with people who try
To get out of the money they owe
Should stay committed, please don't be a liar
And say my boss gave you the "go"

Ooh-ooh, don't like being lied to
I know all the tricks that you'll try
Ooh-ooh, not inclined to like you
No good reason why you want a new price

Some people need
Some people genuinely need now
A break on their bucks
Mmm, that ain't you, you see
It may seem a little judgey but I've been through this hell
So damn often, I can spot all the signs
Like the way you throw your card at me and your upturned nose
And you screamed "Get your manager now!" three times

Ooh-ooh, you're just bein' tight, dude
Take requests, not orders, that's right (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh, so I'm not inclined to
Trust your reasons why you want a new price

Want a new price?
Mmm-mmm-mmm, gonna need a good reason why
Ev'ryone behind you thinks that you're a right douche
Only cheap gits want a new price (want a new price)
Hoo-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh, hoo-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (want a new price)
We don't need you, you can leave (want a new price)
This store can survive you swannin' off, goodbye, dude, now (want a new price)
Say that times are hard? They aren't for you, believe me (want a new price)
You'll have to take this, take this, take this price (want a new price)
Must I call your wife, dude? She's not gonna like you now (want a new price)
Hoo-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (want a new price)
Wanna ban you but nah-ah-ah-ah (want a new price)
Nuh-uh, boss believes, boss believes (want a new price)
Ah, your threats are a lie, you won't sue us, that's right, dude (want a new price)
Want a new price? Take it or leave it, it's fine (want a new price)

Man, to be in the kind of business that allows you to call a customer a git right to their face...

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