The mu-usic's loud, flashing li-ights in my face
"It's The Lu-uck Show!" Who the hell's this clown?
The-ere's an a-abse-ence in my-y brai-ain
Of how I got here, explai-ai-ain

Someho-ow I-I'm on a ga-ame sho-ow
How a-and why?
Are the-e-ere rules?
Am I mea-eant to work them out o-on the-e-e fly?
So-o-o-omehow I-I'm on a ga-ame sho-ow
I-I'm co-o-o-onfused
I-I do-on't think
Tha-at thi-is guy wants to he-elp in his sparkly-y sui-uit

"Do-o-o all the-ese things to win a car!"
I-I'd rather go back to my qui-i-ie-et ho-ome, plea-ea-ea-ease
Mmm-mmm-mmm, wi-i-ith no huge audience to-o watch
Ge-et covered in suspicious glop, cause I-I ca-an't da-ance, gee-eez

Ho-o-ow'd I-I-I-I ge-e-et on this ga-ame sho-o-o-o-ow?
I-I ca-an't lie-ie
I-I'm no-ot a fan of ga-ame sho-o-o-ows
The-en why-y, please, a-am I-I-I-I-I-I-I he-e-ere? Why?
Shut up, Host, you're a creepy guy
I-I do-on't li-i-ike game shows
Why-y a-am I-I he-e-ere? Why-y?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh