Of all the crazy creature ki-i-inds
Well, I fi-i-ind mar-marsupials, oh-oh
Are recurring thoughts in my brai-ai-ain
Wait, that may seem weird, let me explai-ai-ain
Mar-marsupia-a-als, whoa-oh-oh

Oh, possums, bilbies and don't dare
Call the koala a "bea-ear"
Because they're not, get it right
Amazing beasts, of them you might have heard
Mar-marsupials, must spread the word, oh
Mar-marsupia-a-als

With a pouch to hold their you-ou-oung
"Joeys" what they're called, so-o-on
Mar-marsupials, oh-oh
Ooh, pygmy, brushtail, honey or stri-i-iped
Possums, so many ki-i-inds
Mar-mar-marsupia-a-als, oh-oh-oh

Ah, I always love to read about
Which ones are endangered, how I can help ou-ou-out
The 'net or books, lots of info there
Anyone who says they're weird, well, they're a jerk
Mar-marsupials, love them, you heard, oh
M-mar-m-marsupia-a-als, oh-oh

Ah, love wallabie-ies, sweet as pie
Guess I'm an Australidelphia nerd
Mar-marsupials, I'm a total nerd, oh
M-mar-m-marsupia-a-als, I'm a complete nerd, oh
Mar-marsupia-a-als, an utter nerd, oh
M-mar-m-marsupia-a-als, oh-oh-oh, oh oh

I'll spread the word
Of what-what, what things I've learned, ooh-hoo (ah-ha-ha)
Since I'm a nerd
M-mar-m-marsupials (ah-ha-ha)
Mar-marsupials
Ah, mar-marsupials (ah-ha-ha)
Mar-marsupials, super, y'all
Mar-marsupials (ah-ha-ha)

Things I have learned (ah-ha-ha)
Mar-marsupials
Of things furred, oh (ah-ha-ha)
With pouches, word