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Song Parodies -> "The Hunch"
Original Song Title:
"The Touch"
Original Performer:
Stan Bush
Parody Song Title:
"The Hunch"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
To pick the perfect mad scientist assistant, you need to know what you're looking for. I think this dude's got a pretty good hunch in regards to that...
You got the hunch
You'll be my Igor
Yeah!
I don't care how your back crunched
If you can walk, I want your butt
Makin' science
Bit cliché and not unique
But it's true that I need
You to cap the look
Mad scientists need assistants for stuff
Some may have a hot chick, I don't quite have that luck
You got the hunch
To be my Igor
Vertebrae that slipped loose?
I'll admit I don't know how it works
But it's the part
That I've been searchin'
For way too long, but you're the one
You got the hunch
The perfect bend without a break
Quasimodo who'll dig through graves
So you're hired
Both been outcast by total pricks
You for your looks, me cause I will
Take control of this town
Might hit you with a stick if a project gets stalled
But where will you go then? That's right, nowhere at all
You got the hunch
To be my Igor
Is it cancer? Will goo
Explode out if it's stabbed? I hope not
You got the part
Plan's set in motion
Now that you're here, the final touch
You got the hunch
No choice, you're hired, yes, hired
All because of your hunch
I heard a "yes", no "just a costume" bunk
And even if I did, afraid you're close enough
You got the hunch
You'll be my Igor
Yeah!
You got the hunch
To be my Igor
Hunch
You'll be my Igor
Yeah!
I don't care how your back crunched
If you can walk, I want your butt
Makin' science
Bit cliché and not unique
But it's true that I need
You to cap the look
Mad scientists need assistants for stuff
Some may have a hot chick, I don't quite have that luck
You got the hunch
To be my Igor
Vertebrae that slipped loose?
I'll admit I don't know how it works
But it's the part
That I've been searchin'
For way too long, but you're the one
You got the hunch
The perfect bend without a break
Quasimodo who'll dig through graves
So you're hired
Both been outcast by total pricks
You for your looks, me cause I will
Take control of this town
Might hit you with a stick if a project gets stalled
But where will you go then? That's right, nowhere at all
You got the hunch
To be my Igor
Is it cancer? Will goo
Explode out if it's stabbed? I hope not
You got the part
Plan's set in motion
Now that you're here, the final touch
You got the hunch
No choice, you're hired, yes, hired
All because of your hunch
I heard a "yes", no "just a costume" bunk
And even if I did, afraid you're close enough
You got the hunch
You'll be my Igor
Yeah!
You got the hunch
To be my Igor
Hunch
Arise, Rodimus Prime...
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