Ho-o-ow
Can kiwwing one wabbit be so ha-awd?
My ammo, he steaws
Den sets a bea-eaw on my hindpa-awts
Just need one buwwet to fwy-y so twue
Stwaight thwough his eyes, but guess no-o
His bwain's just way too dang stwong
Scheming anodew pwot
To avoid my gun sho-ots
And make me act a dummy

I hate dat wabbit, awways de twend
Dat any buwwet I shoot goes past his head
Weawwy hate dat scwewy bunny, feew wike such a dope
De way he deceives me into wetting him go
I'm Ewmew Fu-u-udd (my name is Ewmew Fudd)
Twying to kill dat Bu-ugs (B-U-N-N-Y, Bugs)
But I've no wu-u-uck (nevew a hint of wuck)
Bwast it, why must he always du-uck? (D-U-C-K, don't duck)

Not just him, though
De-ere's a duck who I twa-a-ack
But no mattew how much I shoot his face
Won't stay down eidew, wame
Wish I could kiww him g-g-g-goo-ood
But I-I-I can't kiww Daffy

Of course I wanna
But in de end (in de e-end)
De constant biww-mewtings haven't fazed him yet
And if it's both Bugs and Daffy, I should just stay home
Because I get huwt much mowe dan when dey'we awone
Dodging my gu-u-uns (avoiding my big gun)
Kiwwew, I won't beco-ome (M-I-S-S a lot)
I'm Ewmew Fu-u-udd (biwth name is Ewmew Fudd)
I'm de huntew who faiws at hu-unts (F-A-I-L at hunts)
I, I, I'm Ewmew Fu-u-udd (yes, I am Ewmew Fudd)
Oh-oh-oh, my aim must weawwy su-uck (A-I-M suwe does suck) (my aim compwetewy su-ucks)
To miss dis mu-u-u-uch (boy, do I miss so much)
'Gainst Bugs Bunny and Daffy Du-uck (D-A-F-F-Y Duck)

Ewmew Fudd
Awways de butt
Of any joke fwom dat dang Bugs (Ewmew Fudd)
I faiw so mu-u-uch
Dis punishment I don't desewve
Ain't dat twue?
Woo!

Hey pwetty mama (ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
You've heawd de end (dat's de end)
Of my sad, twue stowy, wiww you be my fwiend, baby?
Do you dink dat dat Bugs Bunny (dat scewy Bugs Bunny)
Shouwd be my wunch woast? (my dewicious wunch woast)
You wook famiwiaw, with dat smaww, twitchy nose
Hang on, you'we Bu-u-ugs (you'we no wady, you'we Bugs)
How can I be dis du-umb? (I-A-M-S-O dumb) (reawwy, twuwy dumb, dang it)
Dat's Ewmew Fu-u-udd (de wife of Ewmew Fudd)
Awways de stupid schmu-uck (U-T-T-E-AW schmuck) (I awways miss, I awways miss)
I, I, I hate you, Bu-u-ugs (I weawwy hate you, Bugs)
And you too, Daffy Du-uck (D-A-F-F-Y Duck)
You'ww both be gu-u-unned (you awe gonna be gunned) (with my pump-action shotgun)
When did the bawwew get tied u-up? (T-I-E-D wight up)

Wiww dis end?