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Song Parodies -> "Don't Flirt With Ghosts"

Original Song Title:

"What Hurts the Most"

Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Flirt With Ghosts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A warning for all those hoping to engage in paranormal poontang...
If you meet the dame who's a-spookin' this haunted hou-ou-ouse
Don't engage her, please
She may spin a sob story about her life, might give you dou-ou-oubts
But it's a-all utter lies, ain't some heartbroken wife
All she wants is your soul because to ghosts, they're ta-asty-y
Run away, don't get suckered in by her ethereal face
So take this advice fro-om me-e

Please don't flirt with ghosts
Just proves you're a-a dope
They don't wanna be your mate
They're soul-suckin' pricks, oka-a-a-ay?
You see one floa-oatin'
Don't give them a wink
And ask how they're doin', face it, du-u-ude
They don't wanna be your boo-oo-oo

You may be desp'rate for babes, but please don't go shack up with a gho-o-ost
Don't be stupid, twi-it
No point, can't intertwine your hand with theirs, can't give 'em a hug, no-o-o-o
Can't disso-olve into sobs in their chest when your job is a bitch
I don't care if she gives you a bo-one-er
She'll rip your soul from wherever it is straight out of your arse (better run a-away)
Friggi-in' hell, you're ho-opele-e-ess

Please don't flirt with ghosts
Use your real hea-ead, dope
You won't get a second date (second date)
With someone beyond the gra-a-a-ave
I hope you're jo-okin'
A prank or some shit
Go get a profile on Tinder, du-u-ude
Spooks don't wanna be you-ou-our boo-oo-oo, oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh hey-ee-hee-yeah-heh-eh-eh

Please don't flirt with ghosts
I know you're no-o-o do-o-o-ope
But right now, I'm real afraid (a-afrai-aid)
There's somethin' broke in your brai-ai-ain
Unless you're go-oin'
To bust them with tricks
You'll mislead them, of that, I'd appro-o-ove
In that case, make them your boo
I hope that's what's up your sleeve, du-u-ude
Cause you can't make pha-a-a-a-anto-o-oms you-ou-our boo-oo

Note to self: use "poontang" in a parody at some point. Also, 1 more parody left until I'm done with the Karaoke Revolution!

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Jonathan - October 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I was visited by the spirit of Elizabeth Montgomery a while back, Bewitching beauty, I actually tried to get something started, but she told me that I didn't have a GHOST of a chance! huh? ya get it? ghost?! ...I'll see my self out now... 455
CML - October 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Bewitched, bewitched ... Little gal's got Jon bewitched ... Bewitched, bewitched .. That's why he hadda get hitched .... Cause whenever she twinkles that cute little nose (twinkle, twink) ... Things get wacky quick ... And then he dont know if he's a York or a Sargent ... Or just a swingin' Dick ........ You didn't know the Bewitched theme had lyrics to it?

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