-> "Something on Your Lip"
Original Song Title:
"Something's Gotta Give"
Parody Song Title:
"Something on Your Lip"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
First saw you, I didn't think I'd get so mired
In an issue that should never be so dire, it's not dire
But it's a problem that won't stop
Ev'rything about you always looks so clean
All except for just one little bit I see, can't not see
Won't believe my words at all
You just block me out, always block me out
Please don't block me out
Somethin' on your lip, somethin' on your face
Would only take a tick to wipe it all away
Somethin' that won't take more than a minute, bro
No lies here, okay? Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, you've got some lunch overflow
Why do you think it's a joke? Ho-oh-oh-oh, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Not in the same spot, it always moves around
Happy for that, won't put my foot in my mouth, in my mouth
Mock your birthmark? I'd be appalled
Feel like goin' crazy ev'ry single time
That you come to meet me and you've failed to wipe, haven't wiped
Your previous meal clean off
Then you block me out when I point it out
Please don't block me out
Somethin' on your lip, somethin' on your face
One single circle lick would make it go away
Somethin' that won't take more than one tissue, bro
Your eyes slide away, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, from all the proof that I show
Oh-oh, afraid I don't get the joke, ho-oh-oh-oh, huh
Shown you photos now but you block it out
I think I'm breakin' right now, ho-oh-oh
Wanna hold you down (you down), scrub the mess right out (right out)
Told you I'm breakin' right now
Somethin' on your lip, somethin' on your face
Don't know what it is, some tiny piece of cake?
Gravy-covered steak (gonna burst my brain)? Don't think I'll ever know (no, I'll never know)
Though it's gonna stay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, until we get to my home, ho-oh-oh, yeah
And I can hook up my hose, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Somethin' on your lip
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