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Song Parodies -> "Attitude"
Original Song Title:
"Xanadu"
Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John & Electric Light Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Attitude"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Remember: anything that runs counter to the assumption that the customer is always right is clearly a result of a personality flaw from the one who is not a customer.
"I hate to say this, sir, you should know
That coupon won't work" You go
"What's with the attitude?" (I can't deny, it blew my mind)
'Cause wow, was polite as can be
Pointing out your whoopsie
Had zero attitude (sir, I gave you no sass, it's true)
Thing's riddled with misspellings, it's printed on cardboard, that's off
And also, here's a quirk: we sell DVD's, ain't KFC
Attitude, attitude
None of that here, no attitude (attitude)
Attitude, attitude
No need to fear my attitude
Attitude followed the cor'prate style
No rude attitude
I've not been yellin', that's all you, bro
Since you need the world to know
That I've got attitude (that's what you say, think that it's plain)
I know what you really mean, I fear
Been doing retail for years
I know this "attitude" (I know the whole truth, I can see right through you)
Seems any explanation that isn't what your dumb ass wants
That must mean they're a jerk, only here to scheme you from your treat
Attitude, attitude
Not really here, no attitude (attitude)
Attitude, attitude
Stupid to fear my attitude (attitude, attitude)
You can leave here, I do not fear
You attitude
It's pretty clear I need a beer
Damn attitude, attitude
That coupon won't work" You go
"What's with the attitude?" (I can't deny, it blew my mind)
'Cause wow, was polite as can be
Pointing out your whoopsie
Had zero attitude (sir, I gave you no sass, it's true)
Thing's riddled with misspellings, it's printed on cardboard, that's off
And also, here's a quirk: we sell DVD's, ain't KFC
Attitude, attitude
None of that here, no attitude (attitude)
Attitude, attitude
No need to fear my attitude
Attitude followed the cor'prate style
No rude attitude
I've not been yellin', that's all you, bro
Since you need the world to know
That I've got attitude (that's what you say, think that it's plain)
I know what you really mean, I fear
Been doing retail for years
I know this "attitude" (I know the whole truth, I can see right through you)
Seems any explanation that isn't what your dumb ass wants
That must mean they're a jerk, only here to scheme you from your treat
Attitude, attitude
Not really here, no attitude (attitude)
Attitude, attitude
Stupid to fear my attitude (attitude, attitude)
You can leave here, I do not fear
You attitude
It's pretty clear I need a beer
Damn attitude, attitude
Also remember: the above statement is complete and total bollocks.
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