When you're bored down at the fair
Balloon games don't appeal
You're not sure what to do? Poor thing
I've got just the thing
Come down with your beers
Come down with your loose change and bet a buck
Upon the most fowl thing

Let's go to the chicken race
Yes, let's go to the chicken race
Let's go to the chicken race
Let's go to the chicken race

Sure, these poultry may not fly
In a literal way, although
Think of the word more figurative and lo:
These chickens can still fly, you go watch them
But careful, careful
To lose your cash on chickens that aren't your lunch
Can be a bit of a downer, still, don't be cheep

Make some bets on the chicken race
A few bets on the chicken race
Some bets on the chicken race
Few bets on the chicken race

Bet on Eggs Benedict, Cluck Norris
Or Chickira, she's fine
Larry Bird or Hennifer Lopez
They'll do well
Yes, they are all puns, most are fairly risible
But it's a fair
It's for fun times, dude, bet on Lindsey Lo-Hen
Or on His Eggselencey

In my chicken race
In the chicken race
In the chicken race
Come bet on the chicken race
Oh-oh-oh-oh, on the chicken race
Please bet on the chicken race
It's my life, this chicken race
This dumb chicken race