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Song Parodies -> "Little Bleak"

Original Song Title:

"Lil Freak"

Original Performer:

Usher ft. Nicki Minaj

Parody Song Title:

"Little Bleak"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Friend say sad thing? But how for can friend say sad thing? Friend is not sad thing!
Yeah (uh)
Yeah, yeah (yeah, man), yeah (I don't know)
Yeah (you seem indiff'rent), yeah (to the words you just said, bud)
Uh-huh, uh-huh, let's go
Yeah, yeah, yeah (they felt quite dreary), yeah
I was expectin' somethin' happy (hehe)

Your words bring me to stillness
An awkward stillness
Raisin' my eyebrows, just one of my quirks
I know yours ain't sayin' all that
Depressin'-ass crap
Normally bright, filled to the brim with such perk
I must know: was it a tongue futz (uh)
That screwed your words up?
Meant to say "How'd you do?" and it just came out wrong cause
Sure if it's pronounced the wrong way, might be hazy
Would sound bleak which is far from the person that you are
Those off words

It's a problem, you see (oh-oh-oh-oh), such a problem, you see (yeah)
For all those sad words can't come out of thee
Big ol' problem, you see, giant problem, you see
Used to you bein' glad (oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), this ain't sad, just a little bleak (yeah)
Just a little bleak (yeah), just a little bleak
Normally so glad, ain't quite sad, just a little bleak (yeah)
Got a problem, you see, little problem, you see
Your disposition's passed on from glad, it's a little bleak (listen)

Let's work out why they're like that
You've never provided
Sentences that sound emo, I'm concerned
That you may continue with that
A new style adopted
All aloof and forlorn, it's sparkin' on my nerves, ah-ah
You walked in, acted the wrong way from standard, crazy
A phrase that's bleak is bizarre cause it just ain't who you are
Such off words

It's a problem, you see, such a problem, you see (oh-oh)
Why'd you say those words, man (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)? Look blank at me
Big ol' problem, you see (he-e-e-ey-ee), giant problem, you see (don't you see?)
Expected somethin' glad, but you passed, seemed a little bleak (yeah) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Just a little bleak (yeah), just a little bleak (it's a problem)
Walked through the door and said things that were a little bleak (yeah) (oh-oh)
Got a problem, you see (he-ey), little problem, you see (problem, see)
Repeat myself more, man, say why that was a little bleak (oh-ooh-ho-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh) (yo, yo)

Friend:
And right there, I'mma stop ya cause you're comin' off real douchey (yeah-eah)
Just cause one phrase was gloomy that means that you should accuse me (shouldn't)?
It's so weird that you're freakin' out that you've become a gusher (gusher)
On my "good mood", a crusher on that theory's what you'll suffer (yeah, man)
You've never really known my whole story, just a dip in
So I'm sorry if for one brief, tiny moment, my facade was slippin' (slippin')
Don't want your ass (ass) to feel bad for me (wha)
Knew you would flip (wha) just like this, you see
Didn't want your pity cause I knew you'd get real pissy (yeah-eah)
But what's confusin' me is how the mask slipped, pretty silly (it doesn't work)
Cause all that I said was "that was stupid and I hate it" (oh-oh)
What about that clicked in your head that my brain's sick (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)?

Concerned friend:
What, no problem? Oh geez, no real problem? Oh geez (damn, oh geez)
Feel like a real jerk, man, you weren't in grief?
Got no problem? Oh geez (oh-oh), Zero problem? Oh geez (oh-ooh-ooh)
I must look like a twat, I thought that was a little bleak (oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh, yeah-eah-eah, yeah) (yeah)
Just a little bleak (just a little bleak, mate) (yeah), just a little bleak
Assumed like an ass you were sad and a little bleak (yeah)
Not a problem? Oh geez (oh), jack-all problems? Oh geez (oh-oh)
Go 'head, give me a slap, I heard that as a little bleak (man, I got it all wrong, head's all full of rocks, yeah)

Yeah-eah
I'm a moron
Yeah-ee-yeah
It doesn't work
Doesn't work
Doesn't work
Hahahahahahahaha, so stupid, yeah-ee-eeh

Normally when I have two singers in the parody I denote both from the start, but for this one I decided to have the second singer come as a surprise. Totally not because I only came up with idea to have the other point of view when I got to the rap verse.

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