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Song Parodies -> "Humma Kavula"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Humma Kavula"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

For 2nz's Beatles White Album Supplemental. A little tribute to a character devised for the movie (okay, he was mentioned once in one of the books, but the movie really expanded on his character...and by that I mean CREEPY MAN ITH NO EYES AND SPIDER LEGS AAAAH). Enjoy!
Humma Kavula, kinda scary creep
With your long flowing robes of blue and green
Don't Vote For Stupid, that was your campaign
Lost to Beeblebrox, now that's a big shame

You seem so calm, I know you're a nutcase
Look you in the eyes, but you have none
Sunken in, they are, that's a freaky face
And you've no bum

Humma Kavula, nought below the waist
Cut off Zaphod's second head, think you're crazed

I think you're nuts

Humma Kavula, why are you a priest
For the Great Green Arkleseizure, the monks sneezed

All of us came to you for directions
Saw your spider legs, I felt disgust
We traded Zaphod's decapitation
Was glad to run

Humma Kavula, you're a creepy prick
No surprise you're played by John Malkovich

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Matthias - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
With you, me and Blayde doing these songs about the film alone I think we've got it covered. Well done here. He was such a major plot point to the movie and only extremely briefly mentioned in the books but that's Douglas Addams for ya!
Glen S - July 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent work, TCOP. I'm happy this one came out as well as it did, and I'm super-happy that we've reached 42 and there is officially no need to panic! YAY!

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