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Song Parodies -> "Huge Hummer"

Original Song Title:

"Cruel Summer"

Original Performer:

Ace of Base

Parody Song Title:

"Huge Hummer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Why do you drive that bloody thing, Steve?" "Well, Bob, it's like this..."

My Hummer breathes as the petrol is burning, can't sit around
Why would I lie in my bed when my girl needs to drive?
My neighbours are saying (ah), what did they say?
"It's an eyesore, too vast"
But I know they're jealous cause they have no room on their land (ah)

For a huge (huge), huge Hummer
Monster of metal and chrome
Such a huge (really huge), huge Hummer
Made of chunk, car aesthetic I love (ah)
It's so huge

I'm heading through town, wish I had my own lane, hate to step on toes
Wait, hang on, that's nonsense, the whole point of this is to show

Check my huge (huge), huge Hummer
I'm taking over the road
With my huge (really huge), huge Hummer
I don't want to hear your puny honks (ah)
See my huge (huge), huge Hummer (I don't need)
I don't need subtlety, no
Got this huge (really huge), huge Hummer
Need two spots in any parking lot (ah)
It's so huge

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm (ah)

Mmm, I know you see me
Mmm, you can't not see me
Please don't ignore me, c'mon, c'mon
Mmm, sure you don't see me?
Mmm, no way, you see me
You have to see me, c'mon, c'mon

It's a huge (huge), huge Hummer (huge Hummer)
Took out my biggest bank loan (my biggest ever bank loan)
For this huge (really huge), huge Hummer (huge Hummer) (it's a really big-ass Hummer)
Hoping you would be shocked (ah) (I thought that you'd be shocked)
At my huge (huge), huge Hummer (huge Hummer) (I hoped that you'd be shocked, ho-oh-oh)
All that you've said is a groan (ooh, hoo)
It's a huge (really huge), huge Hummer (ooh, hoo, huge Hummer)
Dude, come on, at least make your jaw drop (ah) (it's a huge Hummer)
It's a huge (huge, oh yeah), huge Hummer (huge Hummer)
It's a huge Hummer
It's a huge, huge Hummer (huge Hummer) (ah)
It's a huge Hummer

"...I'm an over-compensating asshole!"

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