Job's not that stuff, okay?

Lesson one: schedule is full up
So I don't have time to mix your espresso sludge, hey
Lesson two: it is not your call
To change someone's job description to make you feel strong, hey
Lesson three: we'd need to be friends
For me to let all that slide but you're just a big dick, hey
Lesson four: you are not my boss
Even if you were, there's limits to demands, so stop, hey

I'm not gonna do a thing, that's right
Well, your request, that is, I'm not so sloppy
To stop ev'rything at all
Just because you said "Get me coffee"
Get you coffee (get you coffee)? Get you coffee (get you coffee)?
Get you coffee (there's no friggin' way that I'll get you coffee)? Get you coffee?
Want some coffee (want some coffee), you say "Get me coffee" (get me coffee)
You want some coffee (there's no friggin' way that I'll get you coffee), you say "Get me coffee", hey

You say "Get me coffee" like a real smug-ass piece of shite
You say "Get me coffee" as if I'll nod and say "Alright"
Get your own damn coffee, I'm up to my neck in deadlines
Whether standard or decaf, you can make your own, don't whine (screw your coffee)

Lesson five: that "not my boss" thing is why
Your threat of a pay cut is a real weak line, hey
Lesson six: our station's basic
So your fancy frappe won't happen, you prick, hey
Lesson seven: know you'll go to town
When the intern just sits there, can't get his rounds in, hey
Lesson eight: you're still on probation
Haven't earned the clout that'd grant you leeway, hey

Well, no wonder it's job number nine
If you treat ev'ryone like they're nobody
No-one else here has the gall
To whistle and say "Get me coffee"
Get you coffee (get you coffee)? Get you coffee (get you coffee)?
Get you coffee (there's no friggin' way that I'll get you coffee)? Get you coffee?
Want some coffee (want some coffee), you say "Get me coffee" (get me coffee)
You want some coffee (there's no friggin' way that I'll get you coffee), you say "Get me coffee", hey

You want some coffee? I'm sure you know the place to go
Where you can get some coffee, the second right, think you'll be fine
Makin' your own damn coffee, sure the same happens after five
'Cause I doubt there's somebody at home waitin' for your hide
You say "Get me coffee" but there's no damn way I'll comply
You say "Get me coffee" because somewhere deep in your mind
I'm here to get coffee but you can read between the lines
To get what I'm gettin' at, it's the reason why I'm snide

You're the kinda putz who can't let things go (let, let)
Heard somethin' was so and it wrecked your mind (wrecked, wrecked)
"Get me coffee" (get me coffee) shows off a deeper belief (deeper)
One that I hate to see (I, I, I), you think coffee, all types of coffee (coffee, coffee)
Are to be served by girls like me (girls, girls)
Don't need to know your excuses, please (quit, quit)
I'll make coffee (I'll make coffee) for all except you 'cause, you see (because)
Though I might lack caffeine (might, might, might), who needs coffee when spite's my coffee (coffee, coffee)?

All you care about is "Where's my coffee?"
That's insane 'cause there's stakes on the line
I can see there on your screen, it's true
Can't avoid that with eyes on you
In the middle of big work, that's right
It looks time-sensitive, most ev'rybody
Would give that project their all
And not bug girls with "Get me coffee"
Get you coffee (get you coffee)? Get you coffee (get you coffee)?
Get you coffee (there's no friggin' way that I'll get you coffee)? Get you coffee?
Want some coffee (want some coffee), you say "Get me coffee" (get me coffee)
You want some coffee (there's no friggin' way that I'll get you coffee), you say "Get me coffee", hey