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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Mount"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brandy

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a New Mount"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a less-shit horse!
I would like to have a go on a new steed
My current one just jerks me around for
As long as it takes for the sun to set on me
It's never satisfied with how much food it chews on, oh-oh
Damn horse refuses to go, always digs in his heels
I know that horses don't really have them, he still won't head off
So I ask of you so that I can assist the troops
A brand new horse or at least one with more use

I want a new mount (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Current horse is a douche
I want a new mount (mount)
I want a new mount to use (mount to use)
No matter the price
To pay to get it soon (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-yeah-eah-oh-oh-yeah-eah)
I want a new mount (oh, mount, mount)

When this horse of mine is not bein' lazy
He's tryna kick me in the face, that's not called for
I've been patient, kind and friendly to this horse
And yet an ass would be less stubborn, this thing is a lost cause, oh-oh-oh
Doin' the opposite of any signal given
He's only int'rested in (oh-oh) sleepin', shaggin' and barley (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Keeps bitin' me in the hind, kickin' me in the balls
If I deserved ev'ry bit (oh-oh), I'd not ask, right (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee)

I want a new mount (mount, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah)
'Bout any size will do (yeah-eah)
I want a new mount (I want a new mount)
I want a new mount to use (to use)
No matter the time (no matter time, trust me)
It takes to get here, true
I want a new mount (oh, want a new (mount, mount), a brand new mount)
I want a new mount
Colour? Not picky, true (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh, yeah)
I want a new mount (I want one, please)
I want a new mount to use (oh-oh, oh-oh, yeah-eah) (yeah-eah-eah, I want a new mount)
No matter the type (no matter the type of ungulate, it's true)
Of ungulate, it's true
I want a new mount (oh, mount (want a new mount), mount, mount, mount)

Mount, mount, mount
Oh-oh, ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-eah-yeah-eah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-yeah-eah-yeah-eah-eah
Mount (mount), mount (mount), mount (mount)

I want a new mount (I want a new mount)
This one has no damn clue (no friggin' clue, so lazy)
I want a new mount (I want a new mount)
I want a new mount to use (one with more use)
No matter the time (oh-oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
To train the new one, true
I want a new mount (oh, want a new (mount, mount), a brand new mount)
I want a new mount (I want one, please)
Turn this one into glue (glue him up, please)
I want a new mount (I want one, please, yeah)
I want a new mount to use (better use)
No matter the type (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Or breed, just not this douche (I want one, please, yeah)
I want a new mount (oh, mount, mount)

Ah, if only horses had the stamina of Skyrim horses.

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