Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Dumb cow herd
They're all livin' in their dumb co-ow world
Or you'd assume so because late at night (ah-ah-ah-ah)
They meet with world-controllin' pla-ans, tha-at's right (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Know they look like such a dumb cow herd (dumb co-ow herd)
All day chewin' cud, inside the-ey hurl (side the-ey hu-url)
So they can chew their food again, but ma-an ('gain, bu-ut man)
If you knew the depths of their quite sou-ound plans (quite sou-ound pla-ans)
You'd mess your pants

It's true they don't have real thumbs (they don't have thumbs)
They don't mi-i-ind (no, they don't mi-i-ind)
They've other ways (more ways, bud) to enslave (enslave)
All manki-i-ind
You'll see in due time, bud (you'll see, no du-u-unce)
They're no dunce, more tha-an just a big dumb cow herd (dumb co-ow herd)
They may look content with their dumb co-ow world (dumb co-ow wo-o-o-orld)
I wonder where the hell they got those to-oys (got those toys)?
Have they got ties with all them rough to-own boys (rough town bo-oys)?
Cut must be choice

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Dumb cow herd
Next time you watch 'em, better wa-atch thei-eir turds
Observe the patterns that that shit comes i-in (that shit comes in)
They poop in Morse Code, I'm not hi-igh, lie-es, prick (lies, pri-i-i-ick)
This is legit

I've seen them wa-alkin' on two-o hooves, not ri-i-ight
Animal Fa-arm up in he-ere, scared as shi-i-ite
Thought this was Far Side stuff (thought this was all bu-u-unk)
Just my luck it's no-ot bunk, evil dumb cow herd (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
I don't speak Cow and I've tried, wo-on't work (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
But I've snuck up and stolen their big pla-ans (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
They're proof they're diabolical co-ows, man (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Must take our stand

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Dumb cow herd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
Stop that dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Are you with me, bud? Stop that dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
That dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Hang on, are you one of them? Dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
That dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Sent spies to be buds, crazy dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
That dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Don't lie, are you part of the dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)?
That dumb cow he-e-erd