Yeah, uh, uh, my online spot, yeah
Uh, are you nerd famous, y'all (uh)?
Uh, cause I'm nerd famous (uh)
C'mon, yeah, uh, I'm nerd famous

Videos I'm in are way more than three, oh
And when that link's clicked, I know you'll love me
Only a sliver break through to mainstream, oh
That part I'm missin', that's alright with me
If anybody asks me who I am
Put caps lock on, pick a bold typeface and say

I'm a star on all websites
I'm that well-known dude online
Hey, I made it, mmm
Cause I'm nerd famous
I don't appreciate your joke
That I've got a big ego
You're just jealous, mmm
Cause I'm nerd famous

Huh, I'm nerd famous, yo
Be nerd famous forever

A Twitter giant, causin' upheavals, oh
With what I'm writin', ev'ryone fumbles
Each time I type an @, feelin' primeval goes
Through their spine, makes 'em crack, hits fall to zero
Do you still have to ask me who I am?
I sit agog, sad emojii face, then rage

I'm a star, wait, no, I'm five
Ev'rybody rates me high
Cause I made it, mmm
Yes, I'm nerd famous, mmm
So many people that follow
Counter flips round to zero
Truth, no bullshit, mmm
Cause I'm nerd famous

Tell me you can't find my name, bud (find my name)?
All the nerds have bookmarked my links (oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Not bein' obnoxious (oh-oh-oh-oh) or lyin', right (I don't lie)
I'm an internet sucess, all clicks on me, me

I get all the hits online (oh-oh-oh, yeah-eah, yeah-eah)
Need no brothers to be fine (so fine)
Cause I made it (said I made it)
Yes, I'm nerd famous (I'm more than you think)
Machinima? They can't hope (no hope, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
To match my subscriber growth (can't match)
They won't reach it (reach it)
Cause I'm nerd famous (whoa-oh-oh)
Don't you dare say that I buy (don't say that I buy)
Into my overblown hype (no way I am)
Cause I made it (I done made it)
Yes, I'm nerd famous (and all those film reviewer dopes, yeah)
All those film reviewer dopes (oh-ho-oh-oh-oh-whoa-ho)
Can't get close to what I own (can't get close to what I own)
They should quit it (they should quit)
Cause I'm nerd famous (I'll keep writin')
Ev'ry blog I post online (Blogger or Tumblr)
Gets reblogged ten thousand times (watch it real-time unfold)
Cause I made it (don't believe me? Afraid so)
Yes, I'm nerd famous (can't miss, I'm right there, whoo)
Are you sure you even know (think you're confused, yeah)
How to Google things? Cause, bro (you must be so damn bored)
I don't see it (must've forgotten views)
Cause I'm nerd famous (so nerd famous, whoo)

I'm nerd famous (you're so jealous)
Means you're jealous (I'm nerd famous, yeah)
I'm nerd famous (so damn jealous, yeah)
You're just jealous (I'm on top online)
I'm nerd famous (my brain's startin' to shutter)
Means you're jealous (this must be a prank of sorts)
I'm nerd famous (unless I have an ego)
You're just jealous (that can't be right there)
I'm nerd famous (you've got no clue, yeah)
Means you're jealous (I bet you're so bored)
I'm nerd famous (without givin' me more views)
You're just jealous (hey)
I'm nerd famous (uh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, uh)
Means you're jealous
I'm nerd famous (I'm nerd famous)
You're just jealous (have you ever been online)

You sure that you've been online (whoo, whoa-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh)?
If you have, then I'm your guy
Cause I made it (I made it, y'all, uh)
Yes, I'm nerd famous (uh)
I won't leave until you boast
I'm the best you've ever known
Cause I made it
Yes, I'm nerd famous
Don't log off now, hear me whine