-> "Journals"
Original Song Title:
"Circles"
Parody Song Title:
"Journals"
The Lyrics
Oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Gunnin' the bad guys down, lootin' all that I've found
Might be the bad guy now, plot's not progressed far, how?
Seems there's a real flair with how this game writes
The in-universe books, notes and other shite
Hard to play when this stuff is gold
Ev'ry page, a sight to behold
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, I know I should do somethin'
I think the world's soon endin', but that bullcrap can wait
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, thumb away
Think so, ask me if this has purpose, well, I think so
I did hope that there were puzzle clues inside the thick tomes
Had to be somethin' special, special
To justify the shitload, the shitload
But the answer was "hell no" (was "hell no")
Book readin' once had purpose, but I let it go, let it go
Less a game for me, don't care, bro
Readin' pages since I pressed go
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, game wants me to do somethin'
But I say "Nah, screw that shit, this lore right here's too great"
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, thumb away
Most gamers can understand what I'm goin' through
It's not just me, all got time to lose
One day, I might do all the quests I need to do
For now, it seems that's a "no"
This one save file looks overblown
The "quest stage" part is threadbare, bro
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, game hints I should do somethin'
I'll get to that soon once this bookshelf's done, so just wait
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, thumb away
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