This is a mission I don't like
Don't like, oh-oh, yeah
A mission I don't like
This is a mission filled with strife
Such strife, oh-oh, yeah
A mission filled with strife

I've been at this one for sev'ral days
Oh-oh, sweat and swears pour from my face
Watched a few walkthroughs, afraid I've made no gains
Oh-oh, don't tell me to take a break
Have to learn skills all again
Round and round, I'd go, until I go insane

This is a mission I don't like
Don't like, oh-oh, yeah
A mission I don't like
This kind of mission needs to die
Yes, die, oh-oh, yeah
This mission needs to die

Edges of my thumbs, the flesh, it burns
All that friction's worth it once I earn
The win I deserve for the pain in my hands
Not a sidequest that's got me in tears
No optional thing to achieve
Done all that, you see, this is the main damn quest
The progress bar's a quarter?!

This is a mission I don't like
Don't like, oh-oh, yeah
A mission I don't like
This stupid mission drains my lives
My lives, oh-oh, yeah
This mission drains my lives
This is a mission I don't like
Don't like, oh-oh, yeah
A mission I don't like
For this damn mission, I can't grind
Can't grind, oh-oh, yeah
That limit, I've hit, right, right, right, right, right, right

D'oh! Shite, ay, d'oh! Shite, ay
D'oh! Shite, ay, d'oh! Shite, ay
D'oh! Shite, ay, d'oh! Shite, ay
D'oh! Shite, ay

This is a mission I don't like
Ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
This is a mission I don't like
Ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Mission I don't like
This is a mission I don't like

This is a mission I don't like
Don't like, oh-oh, yeah
A mission I don't like
Stuck on this mission, yet to dine
Can't dine, oh-oh, yeah
This mission's stopped my life
This is a mission I don't like
Don't like, oh-oh, yeah
A mission I don't like
I'll chase this mission my whole life
Whole life, oh-oh, yeah
One mission my whole life, life, life, life, life, life

This is a mission I don't like