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Song Parodies -> "Tracking's Lost"

Original Song Title:

"As It Was"

Original Performer:

Harry Styles

Parody Song Title:

"Tracking's Lost"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "I Want Music" self-challenge. The final part, in fact (not including the supplemental)! I haven't ordered anything online for a while (no guesses as to why, let's just say I started holding off around March 2020), but I know my Dad has, so I've heard many a frustrated rant about where the glorf-darn heck his guitar strings are.
Where's my package? That's all I wanna know from you

Pain in the ass, this is a pain in the ass
I just want to work out where my stuff is at
Why won't you help me with that?
Been a few days since you sent that package my way
Told me this number would state
How many more, have to say, oh-oh-oh-oh

Does not work, page is off
Keeps switchin' where it's placed, trackin's lost
Does not work, it's way off
It's drivin' me insane, trackin's lost
Trackin's lost, trackin's lost
You sure it's on its way?

You're meant to know where my stuff is gonna go
How can it go coast to coast? Somethin's borked
Too many big jumps at once
As I refresh, too much, sure, but this is a test
How can one box go direct
From France to Chad to Budapest? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

That can't work, somethin's off
No teleporters, mate, trackin's lost
S'pposed to work but it's off
Four browsers, it's the same, trackin's lost
Trackin's lost, trackin's lost
Five friends report the same

You don't seem to get what's wrong, givin' this
Absolutely pants-on-head bass-ackwards response
"We're so sorry for this, it's meant to work
Would you like a coupon?" Are you that dumb a jerk?

Trackin's lost
Just tell me if it's safe, trackin's lost
Trackin's lost, trackin's lost

My headcanon is that this is actually the biggest song of the year. Heat Waves doesn't count, that was a 2021 holdover. Sure, this was the number one on the year-end for my country and Harry's home of the UK, but let's not pretend that the music industry doesn't put all of its chips in the American market.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 47

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Arwen - January 26, 2023 - Report this comment
Oh Conq...I know this pain/frustration all too well! Hope your package comes soon... ;)
lorna pitzer - January 26, 2023 - Report this comment
i feel your pain as well, i had something take 2 months to arrive, was thought to be lost

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