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Song Parodies -> "Halo"
Original Song Title:
"Halo"
Original Performer:
Beyonce
Parody Song Title:
"Halo"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my "Blame It On The Pop" self-challenge. Based on pretty much any time I've played Halo with other people. Enjoy!
Remember that guy I killed?
I laughed as he flailed all about
He was my only kill of that night
Too busy eatin' sniper rounds
I still don't know why I joined in
Seems my function was the local clown
I kept goofin' while playin' Halo
I died again, oh wow
I'm not used to the aimin'
And my hands are always shakin'
These excuses I'm makin'
No-one notices, cuz they're too loud
All the fun I'm havin' now
Gettin' shot six times in the face
I may suck at playin' Halo
Still havin' a good time, mate
I spilled my drink right on the floor
Cuz I nearly killed my teammate
That happens when I play Halo
Havin' fun though I'm lame
Though I suck at Halo, Halo, Halo
I love playin' Halo, Halo, Halo
I suck at Halo, Halo, Halo
Still playin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
Can't believe I'm havin' fun
I haven't done one thing right
Wasted the ammo in my guns
I brought my fists to a sword fight
I've got no proper stratagem
I always pick the rocket launcher
And a shotgun, you bet
To compensate for my aimin' skills
Got a sword through my face and
My corpse fell right off the edge and
My mates started laughin'
But I'm laughin' with them somehow
My friend Steven gives a shout
I just respawned next to their base
I have no luck playin' Halo
I keep joinin' in their games
Ev'ry game we lose is my fault
I still get invites to their place
We have fun when playin' Halo
I haven't killed in days
I may suck at Halo, Halo, Halo
I'm real bad at Halo, Halo, Halo
Always die in Halo, Halo, Halo
Still love playin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
May be shit at Halo, Halo, Halo
Love to play Halo, Halo, Halo
Still die in Halo, Halo, Halo
Still playin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
Halo-ooh-ooh
Halo-ooh-ooooh-ooh-ooooh
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-ooh-ooooh
Think I'm gettin' better now
Hands are steady, thus better aim
Still far from the best at Halo
My kill count isn't as lame
Grenades are going through the door
No more bouncin' off of the frame
I still kinda suck at Halo
Less crap thanks to my mates
I'll keep playin' Halo, Halo, Halo
Better at Halo, Halo, Halo
Still love Halo, Halo, Halo
Still die in Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
I'm less shit at Halo, Halo, Halo
Keep on playin' Halo, Halo, Halo
Not quittin' Halo, Halo, Halo
Quit singin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
I laughed as he flailed all about
He was my only kill of that night
Too busy eatin' sniper rounds
I still don't know why I joined in
Seems my function was the local clown
I kept goofin' while playin' Halo
I died again, oh wow
I'm not used to the aimin'
And my hands are always shakin'
These excuses I'm makin'
No-one notices, cuz they're too loud
All the fun I'm havin' now
Gettin' shot six times in the face
I may suck at playin' Halo
Still havin' a good time, mate
I spilled my drink right on the floor
Cuz I nearly killed my teammate
That happens when I play Halo
Havin' fun though I'm lame
Though I suck at Halo, Halo, Halo
I love playin' Halo, Halo, Halo
I suck at Halo, Halo, Halo
Still playin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
Can't believe I'm havin' fun
I haven't done one thing right
Wasted the ammo in my guns
I brought my fists to a sword fight
I've got no proper stratagem
I always pick the rocket launcher
And a shotgun, you bet
To compensate for my aimin' skills
Got a sword through my face and
My corpse fell right off the edge and
My mates started laughin'
But I'm laughin' with them somehow
My friend Steven gives a shout
I just respawned next to their base
I have no luck playin' Halo
I keep joinin' in their games
Ev'ry game we lose is my fault
I still get invites to their place
We have fun when playin' Halo
I haven't killed in days
I may suck at Halo, Halo, Halo
I'm real bad at Halo, Halo, Halo
Always die in Halo, Halo, Halo
Still love playin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
May be shit at Halo, Halo, Halo
Love to play Halo, Halo, Halo
Still die in Halo, Halo, Halo
Still playin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
Halo-ooh-ooh
Halo-ooh-ooooh-ooh-ooooh
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-ooh-ooooh
Think I'm gettin' better now
Hands are steady, thus better aim
Still far from the best at Halo
My kill count isn't as lame
Grenades are going through the door
No more bouncin' off of the frame
I still kinda suck at Halo
Less crap thanks to my mates
I'll keep playin' Halo, Halo, Halo
Better at Halo, Halo, Halo
Still love Halo, Halo, Halo
Still die in Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
I'm less shit at Halo, Halo, Halo
Keep on playin' Halo, Halo, Halo
Not quittin' Halo, Halo, Halo
Quit singin' Halo, Halo, Halo-ooh-ooh
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This was my idea for this song too. I also really suck at playing Halo and a bunch of shooter games (which is why I generally don't play them) but this game was HUGE back when I was in High School and it was hard to get away from.
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