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Song Parodies -> "Case the Place"

Original Song Title:

"Face to Face"

Original Performer:

Daft Punk ft. Todd Edwards

Parody Song Title:

"Case the Place"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Planning is a very important part of any mission. Guess who forgot that step?
Good god, we just failed hard
"Why'd we fail?"
Moron, turn your brain on
It's easy
For once, make your brain run
Will be plain
As balls why we failed hard
You eejit
One
Mistake
Your
Mistake
The cause of our failed run
Should be plain
As balls, turn your brain on
Try thinking

To think for once may be a bit too demanding
Because the fault for this is in your lap landing
You never think that we'd need more information
When we want to plan out a home invasion

You just rushed in like a damned fool
Now you're missing your left side
Mockingly ask "What would you do?"
By now you should know that I'd case the place

You got us all killed, stop
Thinking this
Is not clearly your fault
You dipstick
Would not be soaked in blood
Yours and his
If all you'd done was stop
Please don't bitch

If you had lacked Leeroy Jenkins as your model
We would've seen the racks of rocket nozzles
But no, you assumed that these mooks were stupid
But once again you were wrong, was you who was clueless

And even though all our friends
Are now jam, you have the gall
To blame anything but your head
For not list'ning to my call: case the place

You barged in and guess what?
They heard it
We all copped a huge bomb
Don't weasel
Your
Mistake
Large
Mistake
Please stop the excuse flood
Face the truth
You got us all killed, clot
Death bleeding

And now the campaign is wrecked
So we'll all have to reroll
Try a character than ain't dense
Before initiative's called: case the place

I'd say that this exactly why I think the whole party's gonna die in my next D&D session, but we had cased the place. We just didn't case one particular part enough to learn that the camp outside the castle had like 30 goblins and a whole bunch of bugbears. Whoops.

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Max Power - May 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Good time as any to charge right in.
Matthias - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEENKINS!!! Nice work here buddy but the moronic name calling in the beginning got a bit repetitive.

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