When surfing the web while bored
And you hit a 404
The shock's enough to jar you from sleep
You mistyped a URL
A clicked link was dead as hell
You'd be pissed off, but then
You'd click somewhere else

I'd like to surf the web in peace
But I just suffer dead links
You may just say that I'm
Making this much worse than what it is
But it happens to you and you get peeved

Cause I wanna have some fun
But dead links result in none
I wanted to hear that 'Smooth Romance'
My laptop is on my bed
Can't think cuz' I seeing red
To blow some steam I'm off to play Left 4 Dead

I'd like to waste some time here, please
But nothing works, not for me
I'd like to say that it's
Someone else's fault, ain't that easy
Cuz pinning blame is harder than it seems
(It's not that easy)

I try to get some help from Jack
(Is your net connection strong?)
But his suggestions aren't doin' jack
(Try restartin' Firefox)
Why am I pissed off that I can't tweet?
(Have you turned it off and on?)
I've done too much raging at this, I'm beat

Seen ten million 404's
And yes, I was keeping score
When you're pissed, some counting can calm you down
So random, at least so far
The dead links get real bizarre
I was there before
But now the page has gone - ARGH!

I'd like to browse the netweb, please
Why won't the thing work for me?
I cannot say what is
Wrong, cuz I have not a clue, sorry
Not everything's as simple as it seems
(I don't know, sorry)

I'd like to go on Facebook, please
You blasted thing! Work with me!
I'd have to say that I
Don't know anyone who'll fix this heap
Cuz everyone just gives up, useless geeks
(Fix this worthless heap)

I'd like to browse toy galleries
But all the links are broke-y
It's hard to say that I'd
Almost use a Mac than this PC
But things just aren't that desperate, nosiree