You see-ee me, du-ude
You can't unsee-ee me, true-ue
Cause my butt's all up in your face tonight
Private parts all up in your face tonight
Cause, see-ee, I'm nu-ude (oh-oh)
Ask for a rea-eason, du-ude? (hey-ee)
Was I drunk, or was I just really high?
Double dog dared by some weird crazy guy?

Hey there, good stranger
It's nice to see ya
You're lookin' sorta
Surprised and kinda squicked
Please do pick up your ja-aw
I'm just a naked madman
"Mad"? Well, not really
Just kinda silly
I'm not certain at all
Why both my bo-ollocks
Are swinging free, I fi-ind
It doesn't feel so fi-ine and

No-one should see-ee nuts
From random du-u-udes, ma-an
In private, maybe
Unexpected sacks wo-on't do-o
I'm real sorry, dude
Hope we'll be buddies
Although my nuts
Went near your mu-u-u-u-u-ug

Ma-a-anhose
Went nea-ear your boo-ooze, and it's gross
I'm sorry, dude
I'd re-buy your drink, but there's a but
No wallet, just my butt
Because I-I'm currently kind of in the bu-uff
And now that butt's all up in your grill tonight
Any nauseousness that you feel
Know that feel, cause I-I'm
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Hu-url
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
Don't hurl

I know that you're screa-eaming he-elp
But there's something you don't get, man
I don't how I got this way
Butt naked outside, marker on my face now
So could you help, please
Work it out with me
How I came to be nude
And saying things to you
First, I'll apologise
To your clearly shocked wife
For witnessing my thi-i-i-ing, yea-ea-eah

Do I smell like booze?
Vodka or whiskey?
Or is it ganjah?
Is it my fau-au-au-au-au-ault?

Su-u-ure hope
Blame's o-off me, du-ude, wouldn't go
Traipse starkers, ew
Showing off my bits, cause I'm not much
To look at, sure not buff
Guess that's why-y all the traffic seems to have sto-opped (nobody is moving)
I mean it is my butt on the road tonight
That thing's ugly as shite, paint peels
And cars squeal when I-I'm
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Oh-oh-oh
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
Yeah-heh-eh

A-and I-I
See sirens, can't be good, ri-ight
Did I escape jail while in the nu-ude?
Did my nudeness make them arri-ive?
Don't know which one
Help me, please, I can't get buste-ed
For just being kinda clothele-ess
I don't trust The Man
To tell me straight
Why the he-ell am I nake-ed toda-a-a-a-ay

I ma-ay be nu-ude
Don't mean I'm cra-azy, du-ude
Well, I might be, forgotten how my life (hey, he-e-e-e-ey)
Led to this point, kind of annoying, right (woo-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah)
So he-elp me, du-ude (help me, ma-ate)
Escape the bo-oys in blue-ue
Don't want my dong up on the news tonight
Could stain my reputation, right
Oh-ooh-oh

Help hi-ide me, du-ude, and I know (help me vamoose, buddy)
It's weird, that's true
To help some weird git (weird-ass git) who's in the buff (in the buff)
Who's still polite and such (asking plea-ease)
Oh, now why-y are you screaming and pointing, bu-ud? (what's with the ye-elling, bu-ud)
Just cause my wang went near your cool beer tonight
Don't make selling out right, that's real
You still reel cause I-I'm
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Oh-oh-oh (hu-url)
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
Oh-oh-oh
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
I'm nude, buddy
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Hey-ee-ee, yeah-eah-eah-eah