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Gwen Stefani

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The Lyrics

As in the game with two cues, one white ball, 15 coloured balls, a table and a shit load of frustration for crap players. Note: I'm not THIS bad, but this is how everyone starts out...
It's kind of embarrassing when people ask
"Wanna play some pool with me?"
Pass 'em down, unless they're a friend
That doesn't laugh hard at me

Cuz even though the table's mine
I never practice on the bloody thing
I feel it's a miracle when
I hit one of my balls in
So I tell you, don't be fooled

I suck at pool
I suck at pool

I used to think this game was possible
Not since I sunk the white ball ten times
I might scream if you snooker me
How can I hit the 9?

What about tennis or football?
Or anything else but this damn game
Balls keep bouncing off the sides, oh
I'd practice, but I'd go insane
Though at all the rest, I rule

I suck at pool
I suck at pool
Damn, I suck at pool

And I'm just so mad at you
Not just because you pity me
Stop sinking three at once
And now you're on the black ball, I ain't sunk one
So ease up, can't you, man?

I suck at pool
I suck at pool
P-pool, uh uh
I suck at pool, uh uh
Damn, I suck at pool
P-pool, yeah
I suck at pool, damn
Yeah, I have a pool table at home. A pretty frickin' big one. And I suck harder on it than the smaller one at church. Weird.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I like pool, and I like this parody..used to be pretty good at both
Phil Nelson - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I always was the best at pool in my high school class, used to play it over at friends' houses. I liked this parody
Matthias - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
This was a pretty cool parody. Taking a dip into this pool.
Abbott Skelding - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought I was bad, but not THIS bad lol, very nice job
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
This was OK. A 544 in the side pocket.
Rex - March 07, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Sounds like a game of pool between you and me could last all day. Good job.
Below Average Dave - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Pacing wasn't pretty solid. I really do suck at pool, like seriously, I am horrible so I can relate. A little on the simple side I must admit, but still well written

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