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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is Steel"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel..."

Original Performer:

Cobra Starship ft. Sabi

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is Steel"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. My tribute to (what I learned is the third incarnation of) Steel!
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

It's a hard fact that all the world
Needs Superma-an
But Doomsday smashed him hard, right into the dirt
It was really sa-ad
Made a decision: put my weapons design skills on sho-ow
Make a sui-uit so strong
That I can save a lot of lives, so many crimes to sto-op
I've got the nerve, I've got the nerve, I've got
No powers, just know-how and a huge hammer
When you're named John Henry Irons, it just wo-orks
I will never stop droppin' the hammer down on cri-ime

My name is Steel, man
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true
La la la la la
My name is Steel, man
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true
La la la la la
M-M-My, my name is Steel, oh

Once in hidin' from the government
But it couldn't la-ast
Cause a young boy was killed by my Toastmaster gun
Really, don't lau-augh
I never wanted to replace Superman, a huge no-o
Wanted to-o uphold
His legacy, cause he was nice, not a gun nut whackjo-ob
That's all around, that's all around, I'm more
Than that, even dropped the "S" when Supes came back
To my shock, he told me that I had earned tha-at
So I'll never stop hammerin' any kind of cri-ime
Oh-oh-oh, even my niece kicks some ass all round this town
Steel, Starlight or Vaporlock, she's crackin' do-own
We will never stop droppin' the hammer down on cri-ime

My name is Steel, man
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true
La la la la la
My name is Steel, man
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true
La la la la la
M-M-My, my name is Steel, oh-oh-oh
La la la la la
My name is Steel, man (oh-oh-oh)
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true (oh-oh-oh)
La la la la la
My name is Steel, man
La la la la la

Put your hands up, criminal scum
If you don't stop, hammer will drop
Not ju-ust a log, real high-tech job

La la la la la
La la la la la
My name is Steel, man
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true
La la la la la
My name is Steel, man (la la la la la-a)
La la la la la
My name is Steel, true
La la la la la
M-M-My, my name is Steel, oh (oh-oh, my name is Stee-eel, ma-an, oh-oh-oh)
La la la la la
Oh-oh, my name is Stee-eel, ma-an, oh-oh-oh (my name is Steel, man)
La la la la la
Oh-oh, my name is Stee-eel, ma-an, oh-oh-oh (my name is Steel, true)
La la la la la
Oh-oh, my name is Stee-eel, ma-an
La la la la la

Some might say that this goofy little pop song is an ill fit for a badass such as Steel. I counter such hypothetical claims with a) no-one raised a stink when I made Bruce Banner sing along to Hilary Duff and b) it's no worse a fit for Steel than being played by Shaq.

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