I know the king's carked it, yeah
And he only produced one hei-eir
But said heir's a-a douche
He'll drag this land through the mu-ud
Got no experience leadin' troubled people
We gave him lessons but fact retention's feeble
I wouldn't trust him to look after a dung beetle
Got the brains of a beetle, beetle

Our economy's right on the edge of a collapse, true
This guy spends ev'ry gold piece on meat, women and booze
Thinkin' why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?
You tell me not to worry 'bout his manners so crude
"It's what the Council's for!" True, but we'd still look like such foo-ools
Tell me: why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?

He's really obnoxious, yeah
And really impulsive, not ri-ight
We just cannot let him go-o
Force his whole army to fi-ight, oh yeah
Knows crap all 'bout tactics, thinks they make one feeble
Any fight, win or loss, makes him really gleeful
Think you'll agree with me that that mindset is lethal
For the whole country, lethal, lethal

Put this nation in the hands of a hothead? I refuse
The polls all agree with me: he's a weapons-grade douche
Askin' why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?
"Should know that we can stifle any laws he makes" True
Until he sets all our shoes on fi-ire cause he's a too-ool
Come on, why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?

Just why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?

Yeah, this cannot be done
Too much to ask to avoid King Dunce?
I'd up and move to somewhere else, but that's dumb
Cause I know he'll try to rule the world, world
Hands up, hands up
Who thinks that he'll only take two months
To drain the whole treasury? We're stuffed
Oh, you say one month? Makes too much sense, bud
Yeah, that asshole needs to go
No-one could sleep while he's on the throne
Messin' around without his pants on, gross
And the whole world will think we're a joke, hurts
Need to be avoidin' this
I don't care 'bout "tradition", that load of shit
I don't want that twit to rule us, just pick
Anyone else, the king's daughter, cause she's not a prick

Hell, she's five years older than that asshole, she's twenty-two
You've got to be kiddin' me, ain't that enough for you?
Crap's sake, why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?
Why must we, why must we, why must we crown Drew?
Must he be, must he be, must he be crowned?
Why mu-ust we cro-own
Please, why mu-ust we crown Dre-e-ew?

I really can't stand it, yeah