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Song Parodies -> "Get Ye Flask"

Original Song Title:

"Dead Skin Mask"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Get Ye Flask"

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The Lyrics

Of all the video game genres out there, the text adventure is one of those I've never tried. But if I did (and listened to thrash metal), it'd probably turn out something like this...
So frustrated because I'm stuck
I really do not know
How to progress, I've
Been here awhile
My friends promised that this game would rock
But I beg to differ, to differ, to differ, to differ

Won't find tips on the internet
Cause all my friends insisted "Please don't cheat
These text adventure games should be played blind with no clues"
Sorry, I hate it, hate to sound like a douche

Can't get the answers I seek
Pissed at what fills up my screen
With ev'ry phrase I type calls
Up "I don't understand", balls

I don't mind a little puzzle, right
Put my mind to work, but what's not fine
Are the kind of brain situations
Feels like I've placed it in vats of acid

How do I get out of this place?
I can't see any hint or key, this is lame

So much text, it's intensely dense
And because that's all there to describe the scene
Hard to figure which lines have secret meanin's
And which are red herrings, sucks, you see
Many lines of me askin' this guy
Where the temple door keys are, alright
By the time I've learned he knows jack shit
It's time for bed, this is kinda batshit

I can't recall what I've seen (don't know, don't know what I've seen)
Not really, know what I mean (what I mean)
It takes ten minutes to scroll (losin' my place here, where's that scene?)
Back to place descriptions, balls (stupid screen, I don't wanna play anymore, not for me)
This genre isn't my scene (not my scene, this isn't fun anymore)
If you love it lots, that's neat (I don't wanna play anymore, ain't for me, plain to see)
For me, it's taken its toll (brain leaks out my ear with each scene)
A massive pain in my balls (want no more now)

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau?
--> Get ye flask
You can't get ye flask!

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