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Song Parodies -> "No Way That's Done With Feathers"

Original Song Title:

"Someday We'll Be Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Diana Ross & the Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"No Way That's Done With Feathers"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I know that "cartoons" and "realistic biology" are generally contradictory terms, but sometimes it just takes the piss...
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm
No way (ooh-ooh-ooh) that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Wait, wait, wait, look again
That's stupid, no way that's done with feathers
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah

I have to say
It's always dumb (lazy)
When cartoon birds look so lazy
Cause though hands equal none
Act like they, act like they, act like they did

No way (mmm-mmm-mmm) that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Got no wrist, they've got no wrist
There's no way (no damn way) that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no

The anatomy's hazy
Oh-oh, where do I start (lazy shite)?
Birds, birds, birds cannot control each feather
Like a friggin' finger, there's no muscles or bones inside 'em (yeah)

No way (no damn way) that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
They can't flip off, they can't flip (ooh-ooh)
No way (design is awful, wow) that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Learn to think, learn to think

Whether they're anthro or, or plain beast
The hand-wing thing remains on 'em (hate)
I (hate) hate, I hate that style
Die, die, die, die, die (oh-oh, oh-oh, lazy)
If they (if they), if they, if they, if they, if they (if they)
If they had small hands now, now (if they had small hands)
On the (on the wings, it's true), on the wings, it's true (oh, on the wings, it's true)
Oh, that's fine (fine), fine (fine), fine, hey, hey, hey

Or maybe you (oh-oh, yeah, now, buddy)
Could give 'em new designs, ooh-ooh
Put the wings on their backs, that's it, buddy
But wings as hands is dumb as shite, I'll never not say it (lame)

No way that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Holdin' shit? They can't hold shit
No way that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Get a grip? Got no grip
Piss off, no way that's done with feathers (ah-ah)
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it
No way that's done with feathers

The other option is to have normal hands that spontaneously transform into wings as the need arises, like the Rito from the Zelda series or Daffy Duck on occasion.

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