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Song Parodies -> "Freak Lamb"

Original Song Title:

"Peach Jam"

Original Performer:

Joji & BlocBoy JB

Parody Song Title:

"Freak Lamb"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Beware! Beware! The demonic, zombie sheep are coming!
Hey-yah-ah
A terrible scene, but some fools might start laughin'
Hey-yah-ah
Once their throat's torn out then they might shut up
Hey-yah-ah
Love science meant for good, this nonsense is messed up
Hey-yah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Time to hunker down until it gives up

That thing is a monster, run for your life
I'm appalled, I'm not alright
That you mock me now, buddy, let me come inside
It may sound dumb, it's a freak lamb
That monstrous mutton wants blood, man
So let me stay in with you, might last
I cannot deal with that freak lamb (yeah, huh)
Come on, please stop rollin' on the floor
And open the bloody door (I don't want more risks, hey-yah-ah)

So bloodthirsty, that sheep is (believe it)
Got blood on its fleece, not its own blood it's bleedin' (hey-yah-ah)
Extra problem: when it eats us (when it eats us)
We'll become a mad sheep if we're not in pieces (brr, brr, hey-yah-ah)
Not a good way to go (to go)
And still you snigger and snicker like a bozo (like a bozo, hey-yah-ah)
Such a big friggin' asshole (such an asshole)
In any monster flick, that talk makes for a bad role (jerk)
Barely two scenes in, you'll find (find)
Your whole body torn to bits by sheep, left behind (left behind)
So just 'cause this kind of monster is more ovine (huh)
Doesn't meant I lack any spine pillar (pillar)
That sheep's a killer (killer)
I refuse to be that damn thing's dinner (dinner)
Since I'm real used to the flip-side, I quiver (quiver)
At the simple thought of my lunch gettin' bitter (huh)
And won't be a forgiver (revenge, it's wantin')

Not the only one that's out there, that's right
I'm appalled, I'm not alright
Hold the door open, buddy, let me come inside
I'm tryna run from the freak lamb
It broke off from the horde and ran
So let me stay in with you or that
Thing's gonna chew me up, freak lamb
And then all of the resultant gore
Will be left upon your porch

Freak lamb
Stop laughin' like a putz, you ass (yuh)
I need to stay in with you, you prat
It's visible, you dunce, freak lamb (yeah, uh)
Do those blood-red eyes look pleasant or
Are they warnin' you of gore?

Experience: What's wrong with you?
Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.
Experience: What's that?
Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!

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