Wake up feeling tired
Man, my head is really achin'
Don't have an alarm, so
I can't slam on the snooze button
Cause I was having a cool dream
I don't want to awaken

Was the end of the world
And I had to fix civilisation
That's interesting to me
More than my life of food and internet searchin'
And that's one of the reasons I
Do not want to awaken

'Kay, I give in, very well
I've done my share of stalling
Although I'm still ticked, I can't resist
The interwebs's calling

Had more time, I swore
It felt like dawn
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Though I don't want to awaken

No early bird, I would very much prefer
To be sleepin' all through they day, son
Alarm it cries, and the sun's in my eyes
And the neighbour's fryin' bacon
I hate that smell cause it just riles me up
And that makes me awaken

Don't want to get up, 'cause I fear
That either way the day will be wasted
So I say why not spend it here
My bed's just so comfy, just face it
But then my stomach starts to growl
So I have to awaken

E'vry day will start that way
To my utter frustration
Ev'rybody's been there
In that bullshit situation

Ev'ry day I'm torn
Wake up or snore?
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Though I don't want to awaken

I'm too comfy to leave my bed, you know
And my body, it is achin'
But now my arse did a smelly fart
And what a fart, my bed is shakin'
So before that smell enters my nose
Think it's best I awaken

I've got spray deodorant
Full blast, my fingers achin'*
Shower would be best
Can't take no risk
That smells like rotten bacon

Well, that worked for sure
To stop my snores
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Though I don't want to awaken
What would get me to awaken
Farts straight from the bowels of Satan