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Song Parodies -> "Plumber Nights"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Nights"

Parody Song Title:

"Plumber Nights"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's common knowledge that the Mario Brothers are plumbers, but you don't really see them doing much plumbing. I wonder why that might be?
Mario:
Plumber jobs were never a blast
Luigi:
Plumber jobs were crap in a bag
Mario:
Rescued a girl from a great beast
Luigi:
Monster broiled, that set us free
Mario & Luigi:
Plumber days, they've-a gone away
And no more-a plumber nights

Toads:
Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on, huh?
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Blue Toad:
Was the pay a real farce?
Toads:
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Yellow Toad:
No more orderin' parts (doo-doo)?
Toads:
Uh-huh (doo-doo), uh-huh (doo-doo), uh-huh (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

Mario:
Once we saved Peach, quit in a snap
Luigi:
Because who needs all that-a crap?
Mario:
A brand new life, death all around
Luigi:
Fair trade-off for all-a the brown
Mario & Luigi:
"Plumber fun"? An oxymoron
So no more-a plumber nights

Toads:
Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on, huh?
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Blue Toad:
"Hero" lowers the price?
Toads:
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Yellow Toad:
Is that worth all the fights?
Toads:
Dow, doo-bee-doo (uh-huh), doo-bee-doo (uh-huh), doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-dow (uh-huh-huh-uh-huh)
Doo-bee-doo (uh-huh), doo-bee-doo (uh-huh), doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-dow (uh-huh-huh-uh-huh)

Mario:
Tossed the plungers, now that we're made
Luigi:
Plain forgotten our life-long trade
Mario:
Pipes abound in this world, but
Luigi:
We found out they transport us
Mario & Luigi:
Plumber tricks don't mean much, this
Means no more-a plumber nights

Toads:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Blue Toad:
Bus'ness cards in the trash?
Toads:
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Yellow Toad:
Fortune from bricks you smash?
Toads:
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, yeah

Mario:
This whole kingdom may seem-a mad
Luigi:
Well, unlike Brooklyn, the folks aren't crass
Mario:
Some might freak at this whole scene
Luigi:
With all the eyes, would turn a man green
Mario & Luigi:
Plumbin' seems saner, but see
Not seen our old plumber nights

Toads:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Blue Toad:
One grilled reptile and then
Toads:
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?
Yellow Toad:
It all came to an end?

Mario:
I do wonder if we'd not left
Luigi:
We would not have all our new friends
Mario:
Would there be love for us now?
Luigi:
Don't just mean from the 'shroom crowds
Mario & Luigi:
Plumbers dreamed of more, it seems
We've lost those plumber nights
Toads:
Wait, no more? Wait, no more?

To those familiar with my writing style, you may be wondering why I didn't transcribe all the background "uh-huh"'s and "shoo-wop-bop-bop"'s. Well, as I implied once before, I can't stand this song, so I don't want to listen to it any more than is strictly necessary for pacing reasons.

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Jonathan Spurlock - May 16, 2019 - Report this comment
Nice, rollickin' tribute to TOS. I watched my children play several evolutions of the Mario NES games and you captured the spirit very well indeed. They got more of a laugh watching me try to play the games than they did playing them, though!
Agrimorfee - May 16, 2019 - Report this comment
Hehe, that was nice. I can easily see this being animated, and the prelude to a Mario Musical. Nice to keep-a the pacing with-a the extra syllables to fit the Eye-talian stereotype that Mario carries on.
Jonathan - May 16, 2019 - Report this comment
Plumb Crazy! 5s

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