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Song Parodies -> "Waking Up On Time"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting for Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Waking Up On Time"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes you just can't get out of bed, no matter how much you need to...
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah-eah

Really love to slee-eep
Having crazy drea-eams
Wish I could do it foreve-er
But I can't, it sti-inks
I've got lots of thi-ings
To do today, guess I'd bette-er
Get up, but that's hard when you're someone like me
A neglectful slacker, lazy as can be
Tried to counteract this, set alarm for 5
But no matter how I try-y-y

Waking up on time, oh-oh-ooh
For me it's always been quite hard
Waking up on time, oh-oh-oh-oh
Wish my pillow wasn't so soft
Waking up on time
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

When my alarm pla-ays
I just sleep awa-ay
Cause I'm too stuck in the comfo-ort
Although yesterda-ay
When I tried to lay
Down to sleep, it was quite unpleasa-ant
Kept tossing and turning inside of my bed
Quilt thrown off and on, no good positions yet
But when it's morning, I'm quite like a log
It's why I'm late quite a lo-o-ot

Waking up on time, oh-oh-ooh
So tricky to get a good start
Waking up on time, oh-oh-oh-oh
Seems that motivated, I'm not
Waking up on time, oh-oh-ooh
The morning sun hits me quite hard
Waking up on time, oh-oh-oh-oh
Closed curtains just make me drift off
Waking up on time
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (can't wake up)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Sometimes I manage to wake up and fret
That I've gone and slept in way too long again
But I discover it's just 4 o'clock
I'm both relieved and pissed o-o-off

Waking up on time, oh-oh-ooh
I shouldn't lie here on my arse
Waking up on time, oh-oh-oh-oh
But it's too easy to nod off (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Waking up on time (on ti-i-ime), oh-oh-ooh (on ti-i-ime)
Even if my bed smells like farts
Waking up on time (on ti-i-ime), oh-oh-oh-oh (on time)
The urge to sleep in is too strong (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Waking up on time, oh-oh-ooh
I shouldn't ignore my alarm
Waking up on time (on ti-i-ime), oh-oh-oh-oh (on time)
But I guess I'm just a dumb sloth
Waking up on time, oh-oh-ooh

"Don't you feel like your whole life is just a series of distractions to get you out of bed?" - Ed Byrne

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