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Song Parodies -> "Sandwich Lover's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Sandwich Lover's Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I seriously cannot take Annie's Song seriously, thanks to Monty Python's "Farewell To John Denver". And now for my incredibly silly parody!
I feel like a sandwich
The bread has to be Helga's
Need some chicken - a thick slice
Thin one won't have much taste
Maybe cheese and some beetroot
Not much room for the pickles
I inhale my sandwich
I'm hungry again

I want to eat you
But I already ate you
And your slices of beetroot
Sauce dripping down my arms
Regretting that I ate you
I had great fun making you
Wish I could eat you
Just eat you again

It was so fun eating you
Wish I could eat you
Just eat you again

I miss you, dear sandwich
I can't just make another
It would seem to make sense, but
Just wouldn't be the same
There's a growl in my stomach
Wish that sandwich was bigger
I can't take no more anguish
Must leave the buffet!
I have had a sandwich for lunch for nearly every single school day for 12 YEARS. Once I finish Year 12, I'm never touching a sandwich again, I swear.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Matthias - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
There's that reference to "beetroot" again, and I still have no idea what exactly that is... This was a pretty yummy parody though.
Timmy1000 - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, this was silly, but still a lot better than the OS. I just ate breakfast and I'm getting hungry again.
Mark Scotti - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
It got me hungry. now i have to go for the $5.55 special at SubWay.
John Barry - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
The link's useless, but the parody's good.
Christie Marie M - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Take a 555 Club Sandwich with 5 cold cuts, 5 lettuce , and 5 tomatoes!!
Rex - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You know what they say, you can't eat your sandwich and have it too. Tasty!
Medemia - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I now need a sandwich Because I am hungry Sure, I just ate lunch. But I need some more. 5, 5, 5 votes for foot longs.
Matthias - July 20, 2009 - Report this comment
See above... Makes me hungry for breakfast!
Agrimorfee - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
For some reason I think of a Benny Hill song where he exhorts his vegetable-eating lover to "beetroot to " him. This was OK.
Below Average Dave - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok, well, this was certainly different from your norm:) A little simple, but it made me realize I was hungry!
Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent job!! Never heard the original song before, but you nailed it! 555
DJ Blaze - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: I echo Abbott's comment, and 555! Great job!!!
Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Why do i read these at lunch time? Deeeelicious!
Guy - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment

I never worry about starving in the desert or the beach - that is because of the sand which is here. Here, eat these 5's for that growly stomach of yours.
Peter Andersson - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
12 years huh? Nice to see you get that off your bun...
Leo Keough - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice job on an OS that just screams out to be parodied!!!...555!!!
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Conqueror this song just seems like it needs to be parodied. There weren't a lot of killer lines here buddy, but it was very well written, and somewhat relatable, I remember the sandwich days, they can get tiring, but to be honest I'd take them back in a heartbeat since now I'm stuck on Ramen and Velveta pretty much every day (they are cheap and easy)
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
However tempting it is to say this is "Sub-standard", it was slightly more filling than that. Not your best, though.

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