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Song Parodies -> "Infringin'"

Original Song Title:

"Big Pimpin'"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z ft. UGK

Parody Song Title:

"Infringin'"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Shoddy knockoff products...not everyone's a fan! This is based on the album version, BTW.
Uh, uh-uh-uh
It's infringin', buddy
Infringin's all I see
Save me, uh-uh-uh, uh, uh
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah

You know I browse through groc'ry stores and see 'em while there for other reasons
There to buy some goods, quality assured, not knock-off merch, I leave 'em
See them there ev'ry season, Fruitty Wheels have me seethin'
Won't buy KicKers when I need my KitKat fix, only fools would believe 'em
Creme Betweens? You can keep 'em, I won't buy 'em up, even if they cost less bucks
Might be cheap-cheap, but your fake Cap'n Crunch will not be very safe in my gut
If all you can afford to be pickin' up are Detos, then pick them up
I'll get Doritos instead, cause I got bread, these foods taste like kicks in the nuts
To me, all these products are plain awful, won't waste my money on Frittles
Pralinutta on my sandwich? No way that that'll happen
Least not from my pantry, kinda get antsy
Friend's a real cheapskate, wants that cash rebate, that stuff ain't real, mate
It's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie
Check the box now, lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies, yeah
They're all lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies
Check the name now, lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies, yeah

That crap is infringin', it's plain to see
Check the box now, infringin' to sell crap for cheap
That junk is infringin', it's just plain skeezy
To mispell all the words to seem like it's all dandy, no, no, no
Infringin', plain to see
This crap is infringin', don't care if it's cheap
That junk is infringin', questionable, see
To copy the same font to see who'll fall for it, geez (cheeky assholes)

Not just food that's knocked off cheaply, no, cartoon movies gone straight-to-video
DVD, whatever, clearly blows, confused grandmas think it's Disney, ain't so
Lion King's six bucks? Great deal, although that title, take a peek and lo
See that it says "Lion and the King", trick they'll throw at you to make you pay all your dough
If it's labelled "Video Brinquedo", run away from that shit
CG models suck, failin' at lip sync, with a plot barely ripped off a flick from Pixar, don't you dare buy it
Not even worth tryna riff on it, drives one to drink which each line read so bad
It will make you wanna ear-stab for relief while the animation glitches so fast
You'd find better graphics on Dreamcast, there's your cash wasted
It's hard to say they based it on big movies cause it's just the premise basic
Just take this: Ratatouille's 'bout a chef rat, to dumb it down a ton
Ratatoing has a rat and he cooks, but it's crap, keep repeatin' stock footage a bunch
Chalk it up to the fact all of these films are for kids? You're an asshole
Kids have more brains than dungballs, patronisin' tots cause you thought they're morons, my face falls
Mockbusters are a piece of crap, don't inflict 'em on your niece, my man
They're shit, no kid deserves watchin' these flicks cause they blow, sick of seein' them for cheap, grandad's fooled

They're all infringin' DVD's
They're all infringin' Pixar's property
They're all infringin' films made by Disney
And sometimes by Dreamworks, though seein' that's less likely
I hate them infringin' DVD's
Don't like them infringin' really good movies
Can't stand them infringin' on any screen
I wish they could be banned for bein' super shitty, worthless (uh)

Robert Cop, Steffi Love, bootleg toys flares my rage up
Quality is never good, plastic breaks off into chunks
Some folks love to grab 'em all, Evil Stick, Titanic Bot
That's great, I think they suck, Motorcycle the Pooh, what?
Little Pluckies Ninja Protects, at that I just have to protest
Ninja Turtle guns? Should notice that makes absolutely no sense
Uh, just like those knock-off cartoon movies, boy
"They're for kids" is bullshit noise, they deserve some decent toys

They're all (toys) infringin' (toys) on IP (toys)
They're all infringin' Hasbro's property
They're all infringin' Mattel and more, see
Let's hope the paint ain't lead, I see lawsuits a-plenty
I hate them infringin' toys, so cheap
Don't like them infringin' on TMNT
Can't stand them infringin', when toys are cheap
Know they'll break super fast, who needs more children who weep? No-one

Not a single one of the products I mentioned were made up. Though if turns out that some of the stuff in the first verse were just well-made photoshops, I wouldn't be shocked. Also, I wish I could've fit in the best knockoff name I've ever heard: the classic Dr. Pepper stand-in, The Fizzicist. Oh yes, that's a thing.

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