I just want to know where the river falls
I want to be prepared when that cliché arrives
In movies of ev'ry sort, make quick cash if you call
Out that you bet that that one scene's gonna happen

But I've got no time for that, I fear
I'm being swept away now, this blows
Didn't think the wait would be much, just feels overdue
Sucks that my real messy end is near
And that I want it nearer, this blows
I just want this trip to be done, let me meet my doom

I just want to know where the river falls
Only learned how to swim in still waters, not this
I'm no backstroke competitor, skill's bit below regular
Can barely keep my head out, it's a hot mess

Want some closure, know my end is near
Feels weird that I'm impatient, this blows
The anticipation here sucks, want to plummet soon
Sucks that what started as panicked fear
Has turned into watch-looking, this blows
Not that I wear a watch, I'm just waiting for my doom

You could say that I'm stupid, there's a good chance now
That this ends with the ocean, I won't be falling down
I don't share your high hope, because of a warning sign that I just happened to see
As I reached the river, it said "Please don't dive
You'll end up at a waterfall and you're gonna die, die, die"
So it's kinda on me that I didn't heed that sign, put too much trust in my feet
So when will the river fall? Know the river falls
Just want to be prepared when that cliché arrives